Selfish Walrus

The act of being a selfish person, as compared to a walrus that happens to be selfish.

Damn you Willy, share your juice, damn selfish walrus.

by Coolstorybro6969699696 November 4, 2011

Walrus Teeth

Walrus Teeth: Hitting 2 THC vape pens simultaneously.

Let me see your pen so I can walrus teeth!

by Pawgslayer69 June 3, 2022

walrus surprise

When you bring a fat girl home drunk, and then she gets on top of you when you wake up.

these bacon bits are gonna turn me into a walrus surprise

by alyssaG123 November 1, 2021

Walrus

That fat girl in the office who thinks she's the smartest most beautiful and hardworking person in the world. When she's not instant messaging her coworker that sits 10 feet away you might find her talking extremely loud on the phone to show everyone how smart she is. She is millennial so she deserves that half and hour morning and afternoon vape break where she bitches about everyone in the office.

That fucking Walrus has been talking on the phone for 30 minutes about her new appartment. What a great use of company time.

by MickeyMouse2233 November 19, 2017

Floppy walrus

A sex move, with the man on top. Similar to missionary, but the does not hold himself up. Instead just flop around like a beached walrus.

“Oh bro, you totally should have been there, I just did the floppy walrus and she loved it!”

by Rubydoooooooo April 7, 2022

commando walrus

that internet guy with a abnormally big cock

so i seen his commando walrus bulging in the jeans

by satan6969rawr August 2, 2024

Rubber Walrus Protectors

A slang used by horny zoophile rapists to refer to condoms.

Mr. Horse: So, rubber nipples, huh?
*Thonking*
Mr. Horse: No, Sir, i don't think i have any use for rubber nipples!
*realization*
Mr. Horse: But, i'll tell you what, though...
Mr. Horse: Do you have any rubber walrus protectors?
*pulls out an abducted walrus he has been keeping as a sex slave, whilst grabbing on his tuft of hair and swinging it across like a bell*
Walrus: call the poleeeeeeece.....

by the German Horse Worder August 16, 2024