spray waffle

When Richard makes Leah laugh and spit her breakfast all over the monitor.

"I take hormones so I can lactate and give my cat the feeling of being a kitten again."
"That made me spray waffle just now."

by EllenO October 12, 2013

To be caught in a Waffle

When you waffle on about something and somebody points it out, or notices it, "catching" you in a waffle

Example for To be caught in a Waffle
P1: dude I hate it when blah blah blah
P2: mate I think I caught you in a waffle

by Osix December 20, 2020

Waffle Rape

The act or force of being pulled out of your own bed in order to make waffles in the morning

Ben - " my mom waffle raped me this morning because she wanted breakfast"
Kaley - " Oh my God! Are you ok?"

by Bfrederick_1046 April 20, 2019

Choad Waffle

A choad waffle is very similar to a twat waffle; in fact these two words are interchangeable. Usually you chose the one you think will be most offensive to the person you insulting. A choad waffle is what you call someone who is acting like a prick/ass/dick ect. To learn more about what a choad waffle see twat waffle.

"Your a fuckin choad waffle!"

by Alice Crowely January 7, 2009

buffalo waffle

A clean way to call someone an asshole. First used in Chris Hardwick's Nerdist podcast.

I hate that guy man. He's such a buffalo waffle.

by ComicandBOmber December 10, 2010

Waffle Style

A very sparsely used sexual style, which involves filling every single one of your girls "dimples" with your "syrup"

Jim- "My girlfriend wants to take our relationship to the next level. What should I do.

Random Stranger- " You should try waffle style. Just keep yourself hydrated."

by Jesus Con Carne April 26, 2010

Midnight Waffle

When you throw your poop on another person’s back in the middle of the night, and proceed to stomp on the poop with a boot to make a waffle pattern.

Dude, my girlfriend asked me to give her a midnight waffle, and I realized she just wanted a waffle.

by Midnight Waffle May 22, 2022