Vegan Texas

Vegan Texas is another name for California. California is similar to Texas in many ways, but it is more vegan

Person 1: I’m going to visit California this summer.
Person 2: California? You mean Vegan Texas?

by Ooflitgang February 22, 2019

vegan peagan

The kind of person often confused by simple rhyming words; believes Peagans are a source of food but will loudly say they ONLY eat Peagans if served vegan.

Oh, you know that Dustin, he’s always been a Vegan Peagan since the time of his forefathers.

by MJ7936 June 3, 2019

Hungry vegan

When eating a girls pussy if she has a bush bite it and pull your head back at max speed to pull a few hairs out

That bitch ass nigga was eating me and he gave me a Hungry vegan

by Lance Armstrong's missing test January 12, 2018

Standing Vegan

Standing 69, the girl is holding the guy and tossing his salad, and he is eating her out

"Dude, that girl I slept with last night was a freak"
"Really? What happened?"
"She picked me up and started eating my ass in a 69 position! "
"Dude, she just did a standing vegan on you"

by Jerry1224 September 7, 2017

Vegan Steve

A young fellow found in Leeds, West Yorkshire. Works at his local londis often found trying to sell the unwanted out-of-date stock.

Jamie: Have you seen Vegan Steve Lately?
Daubney: yeah he was trying to flog me one of those 50p ham sandwiches

by Ken the Penguin May 27, 2017

Fake Vegan

Someone who lies in public and claims to be vegan, but really eats a lot of meat at home

“Sara’s a fake vegan”

by CGM902 February 25, 2018

tomato-vegan

A tomato-vegan is someone that doesn't eat tomatoes and never will.

Riley: Girl I had like 15 tomatoes today

Grace: *Gasps*

Riley: What?

Grace I'm a tomato-vegan!

Riley: What the hell is that supposed to mean?!

Grace: I DON'T EAT TOMATOES!!! #StopTomatoCruelty

#Tomato-Vegan
Hashtag...

Riley: OK I GET IT! I'm sorry. I will never eat Tomatoes again.

Grace: OK. *hugs*

by YandereAf May 12, 2016