Vegan Water

Water that does not contain any animal.

waiter: good evening ma'am, what can i get you?
woman: ill just have a glass or water for now
waiter: vegan or non vegan?
woman: ill take a glass of vegan water please

by waitisthisbrunch? June 9, 2020

Vegan G

A hardcore vegetable eating cheese despising warrior of the new age. Commonly found in juice bars and mate cafes. If found in your local co-op: do not ask about soy-free vegenaise or nutritional yeast.

I was hiking and asked a dude for directions and he was totally Vegan G, offering me chia seeds trail mix and a German flax muffin.

by mr juggly April 12, 2013

Standing Vegan

Standing 69, the girl is holding the guy and tossing his salad, and he is eating her out

"Dude, that girl I slept with last night was a freak"
"Really? What happened?"
"She picked me up and started eating my ass in a 69 position! "
"Dude, she just did a standing vegan on you"

by Jerry1224 September 7, 2017

Forgetful vegan

Someone who keeps forgetting that he is acting like he's a vegan..

The Forgetful Vegan......
"Man that sure was good pepperoni piz... Ahhh FUCK!
- Zach Galifianakis

by Yeahimcoollikethat November 10, 2010

Vegan Wank

The act of masturbating with ones elbows, whilst using lettuce for texture.

Eyal: What did you do last night?

Finch: I bashed out a vegan wank in the garden

by HALOTHANES November 11, 2018

Vicarious Vegan

Someone who eats a plant based diet based off the food of the animal they are eating.

Oh, no, I didn’t say I was a vegan, I said I was a vicarious vegan. My steak is grass fed. I’m plant based through his diet

by Spumoni November 4, 2020

Verge-Vegan

A person who is on the verge of becoming a Vegan but hasn't come to terms with it.

Love of a good steak versus the horrors witnessed in meat processing plant videos has created a "Verge" scenario. One more video may push the Verge-Vegan to becoming a full on Vegan.

Waiter-"What can I get for you"
"I'd love the filet but I'm a Verge-Vegan so gimme another minute please."

by TwistyGurl April 22, 2020