Virtual Vagina

A technique of masturbation that involves using some inanimate object(s) to have sex with instead of a person or one's hand.

Dont touch that pillow, i use it as my virtual Vagina.

by ladysdelite51 July 28, 2009

bloody vaginal beltch

1. A release of air from the vagina during her menstrual cycle.

2. an insult used to disgust and shock the person you are speaking to.

Guy 1: Your a raging asshole!

Guy 2: That may be, but your a bloody vaginal beltch

Guy 1: Gross man, that's really sick.

by E Nigma January 14, 2010

volatile vagina

An extremely foul smelling vagina. Typically makes you gag as soon as the woman's panties are removed.

Example 1:
"Me and my girlfriend can't have sex by candlelight, I'm afraid her volatile vagina will set off an explosion."

Example 2:
"She tried to get a job as a prostitute, but her vagina is banned by the EPA because its VOC level is too high."

by cmoney55 December 7, 2011

Vagina Bear

Menstrual cycle, monthly flow, period, got the rag, the monthly curse, etc.

"Hey, why are you so tired lately?"
"Well, I got attacked by the vagina bear yesterday, it's a bloody mess!"
"The vagina bear has come out to play again."

by Legna419 May 23, 2009

cavernous vagina

a cavernous vagina is a very spacious vagina.usually sucks in small objects around it. beware

i.e. josh darling has a cavernous vagina

by sally adams washtub October 8, 2005

vagina bullet

Simply put - a tampon.

Name given due to a tampon's striking familiarity with the bullet shape.

Wife: "Honey, can you get me some vagina bullets while you're down the store? And please don't get super-sized ones in a vain attempt to make the checkout chick think you have a huge cock."

Husband: (awkward silence)

by TMA-1 March 4, 2009

sloppy vagina

a pussy that is so loose and full of cum no other word but sloppy could describe it

your grandmother has a sloppy vagina

by zoombafu69 December 15, 2011