vale tudo

Vale-tudo (anything goes) Similarly to MMA competitions and now used to describe the rules of the bout. A style of fighting in itself. The term vale tudo comes from the name of a television show that aired in Brazil. The show was a telecast of style-versus-style fights hosted by Hélio Gracie, which later changed into a Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, bjj, tournament followed by the winner taking on an ivited fighter of some other style in a vale tudo match.

Can be used to explain gear and equipment in MMA.

If we are going to fight i want it to be a vale tudo match.

Are those vale tudo gloves.

by HawaiianHero November 3, 2006

valencia high school

ghetto school, people that go there usually do drugs

"what high school did u go to?"
"valencia high school"
"damn, thats ghetto"

by yoyo333 March 4, 2009

developer.valvesoftware.com

A place where freaks from Valve and other contractor freaks yell at people for reason. Everything is fine.

I know that developer.valvesoftware.com - no one said
I trust that developer.valvesoftware.com - no one said

by Barkingdog July 26, 2023

wilmer valderrama

Wilmer Valderrama is a sexxxyyy Venezuelan who thinks $1000 "cash-money" is a descent amount for prize money on his show Yo Momma. He told Howard Stern about deflowering Mandy Moore and and having sex with Lindsay Lohan, Ashlee Simpson, and Jennifer Love Hewitt, who denied it. He has a nice ass too . . .

Stella: Who's that ghetto Hispanic on Yo Momma?
Tabitha: That's Wilmer Valderrama, Lohan's ex.

by @#$%Stella August 23, 2006

Valedictorian

The schools biggest nerd

Wow that valedictorian should get a medal for being the biggest nerd

by Skier1997um May 25, 2015

Valveophobia

The intense fear of the number 3

Epic Gamer: Do you think valve will ever release Half Life 3?

Dale: No they have Valveophobia

by Djswagomega May 17, 2023

working the valves

When a man has just pulled up to a urinal in a public restroom and has a gas bubble drop to the back gate at the same time as the flow is about to start. At this moment, a friend walks in and calls you out by name. Now your identity is revealed to others that are in the stalls. With this happening, you can no longer let the brown cloud come flapping out. The only thing you can do is limit the flow with enough squeeze on the urethra that didn’ doesn’t compromise the rectum seal.

Fuck man, my boss walked in to bathroom right when I pulled up to the urinal. A gas bubble dropped and I was working the valves to save myself from an embarrassing fart.

by Bobby the Bug Man March 23, 2022