vagina bread

She went to the doctor for some medicine for her "vagina bread."
by DJ 3arthqauk3 July 09, 2009
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Vagina Tax

Money spent on the pursuit of a vagina. The vagina tax is a progressive tax (I.e tax rates are dependent on the vagina quality index). Vagina taxes are known to be excessive and often counterproductive.
Damn! That girl come with a large vagina tax.
by Deadmau5338 March 03, 2015
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vagina pandering

Pandering to anyone and everyone with a vagina. Chick flicks, feminism, oprah, and commercials that tell women how hard it is to be a mom are all vagina pandering. Often it involves flattery, more often it involves a perception of vagina owning people being oppressed. But most often it involves flattering vagina owning people by telling them how strong they are for putting up with oppression. Some men vagina pander to get vagina. Advertisers vagina pander to sell things.
Vagina panderers desperately want women to have bad taste, because then they will buy anything so long as it flatters their ego.

This article is so rife with vagina pandering, i can feel the menstruation spewing out of my nose.
by A "professional" December 14, 2015
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Vagina Poisoning

The condition that a guy contracts from contact with the vagina of a chick he is totally into. Symptoms include telling friends things they totally don't want to know about your sex life, holding hands in public, going shoe shopping, and not shutting the fuck up about your girlfriend for five minutes.
From Romeo & Juliet, Act 1:

ROMEO

Why, such is love's transgression.
Griefs of mine own lie heavy in my breast,
Which thou wilt propagate, to have it prest
With more of thine: this love that thou hast shown
Doth add more grief to too much of mine own.
Love is a smoke raised with the fume of sighs;
Being purged, a fire sparkling in lovers' eyes;
Being vex'd a sea nourish'd with lovers' tears:
What is it else? a madness most discreet,
A choking gall and a preserving sweet.
Farewell, my coz.

BENVOLIO

sup dude u have vagina poisoning.
by 00200 April 09, 2010
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Vagina Rhino

Some one who is female but is very aggressive and could be referred to as a 'tank' or 'brute' usually used to describe tough women or lesbians

Can also be used to describe ugly women, possibly old. Usually used as a derogatory term.
Example 1
Man 1: "Man, Anne Robinson sure is scary"
Man 2: "Yeah, she's one hell of a Vagina Rhino!"

Example 2
Man 1: "Do you like Susan Boyle?"
Man 2: "Hell no, she's a vagina rhino!"
by Nighthawk23 November 30, 2011
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Secondhand Vagina

An extremely stretched out cunt, usually the result of too much fisting or large cocks.
I tried having sex with some slut I met at a bar last night but after sticking my cock in her there was too much space and I couldn't cum because she had a secondhand vagina.
by YourNameIsNotKnown November 24, 2009
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vagina rocket

When you're pooping and you have a full tampon and it rockets out when you push.
Dude, I just did a vagina rocket so hard in your bathroom!
by ChaosPixie March 23, 2014
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