universe

An infinitely large and infinitely improbable amount of space which, when looked at from a mathematical standpoint, can be said to have no life, civilization, language, art, or anything at all in it. The answer to the whole mess of it all has been calculated to be forty-two, but every attempt to find the actual question has failed miserably, the most noteworthy of which has been the planet Earth. Thoughts on this matter-
"There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another which states that this has already happened."
-Douglas Adams.

The universe is, in general, an incredibly expensive, paradoxial, crowded, lonely, and ridiculously entertaining place in which to be located.

by NeNay April 6, 2004

University of Iowa

Educational institute where learning comes third to drinking and football.
Also: location where much potential is wasted and/or destroyed.

Seige: Are you goin' out tonight?
Joel: Nah, man. I got a test tomorrow.
Seige: Yeah, me too. Lets go to the bars.
Joel: Seige, I can't.
Seige: C'mon
Joel: Alright, fine. Let's get fucked up.
Seige: Sweet! You goin' to the game on Saturday?
Joel: Of course!
Seige: Awesome! We'll have to tailgate. I love the University of Iowa!

by lemiWINKS3 January 14, 2009

west university place

a wealthy soccer mom neighborhood located in inner city houston close to rice university. also called "west university" or "west u." lots of yuppie families yielding a large number of children and teenagers. they have their own police force which makes its living busting underage drinkers or out of place minorities. a sweet ass place to live

Did you just see that Suburban run over that man?
Oh, probs just a mom from west university place, those bitches never see where they're going

by htownlova March 2, 2011

dc universe online

An MMORPG that encroaches your life, causing you to devote all time and energy to playing the game, destroying relationships, families, homes, and friendships.

"I'm going to play DC Universe Online! (Proceeds to lose job, drops out of college, gets dumped by girlfriend, leading to eventual philosophical suicide)

by Mark Maelstrom October 23, 2015

Santa Clara University

1. A private Jesuit school in South Bay area run by President Kevin (w)o(ah)' Brien. A home to the Broncos. You know you're at SCU cause parties happen every wednesday and weekend or find a dayger happening down bellomy st., creator of date and a fifth. School where the tradition is to ride the bronco statue and swim in the fountain before you graduate, where rats find a home in the ceiling of Benson cafe, and you can always find a smile from Ceila's who works at the Cellar Market.

2. School that beat LSU and Pepperdine in the fill it forward challenge

Hey, what school do you go to?

Santa Clara University! Gooo Broncos!

by saysikern December 8, 2019

syracuse university

the university on the hill. syracuse university is a top private school boasting one of the top three communication departments in the nation. it has about 11,000 undergrads and is attended mostly by students from new england, long island, and new jersey. it dominates in basketball and lacrosse. orange is seen all over campus and is the symbol of the school.
home to preps, japs, and ultimately the rich.

high school senior #1: what schools did you apply to?
high school senior #2: schools? i applied to syracuse university early decision, orange is for me.

by igotocuse March 30, 2007

university ('uni')

A social watering hole for the upwardly mobile

"You goin into uni today"
"Yeah man! major keg at Manning Bar"
"You goin to any lectures today"
"Nah man! major keg at Manning Bar"
"R u gonna get drunk off your face even before an 8am lecture"
"Wharrrt??? what lecture??? YOU gota lecture? thats cool.wish i had one..."
"Do you even go to this university??"
"Nah man! major keg at Manning Bar!!!"

by Amazonz April 21, 2005