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Unicorn Woman

A woman that almost never comes around, you are considered lucky to lay eyes on. You are considered blessed by an angel to be able to call her your woman. You would do anything it takes to be with that woman and whatever it takes to stay with her. A Unicorn Woman should never be mistreated and you should always make them happy.
Hey man I saw Sarah Conqueso the other day man she is a Unicorn Woman, I'd do anything for her and to keep her happy.
by Kparsons January 15, 2019
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unicorn status

status of a person who is over the age of 18 and still a virgin, unicorn because they are rare
by 94122 December 6, 2009
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unicorn horn

(n.) The part of the female unicorn that if you ever get to touch leaves you unknowingly witty.
You sure are funny today you must have held a unicorn horn or something.

Oh my my, holding my unicorn horn sure made u witty today.
by stevie the hero January 7, 2014
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unicorns and rainbows

Unicorns are mythical creatures rainbows are reflections from the sun on to the rain and if you see unicorns I think you're tripping balls and you need to lay of the weed
I saw a rainbow after it rained and then I saw a unicorn riding it no wait its shitting rainbows Hahahahahahahahahaha RAINBOWS

Unicorns and rainbows
by Diepepe October 29, 2016
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unicorn chaser

Serves as a cleansing of the palate after a viewer has been subjected to a distasteful internet image or experience.
After that goatse, the only thing that could save me from going blind was a unicorn chaser.
by ksadya June 6, 2007
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unicorn

A rare find and often considered mythical.
A African-American (aka black) male that is found alone.
A rare occurrence because black males normally travel in packs.
"Have you ever seen a single black guy walking around? They seem to only travel in packs."
"Nah, I've never seen a unicorn."
by professor guapo March 18, 2009
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Unicorn chair

Watching a 17 year old spin around in a unicorn chair for 5 minutes straight
by Firecatmew September 7, 2021
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