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twilight

A book, that people either really like, or hate with a passion. It is written by Stephenie Meyer, and is about a vampire, Edward Cullen, who falls in love with Bella Swan, a human .

It was made into a really sucsessful film in 2008.
Everyone is really obsessed with it, even if they hate it. They will try to search for every bad thing about it, and spend lots of time making a 'I hate Twilight' website, when they could just ignore it, and get on with their lives.
They also try to make fun of Twilight fans, saying they are 'Really fat and pathetic' or are Emo. This isn't true.
Some Twilight fans know Edward isn't real, and is weird and stalker-like. People don't know this. They also think Bella tried to kill herself in New Moon. She didn't.
Person 1: Oh my God! I hate Twilight!

Person 2: I know! I saw your 'I hate Twilight' website! Its really good!

Person 3: No! Twilight is AMAZING!

Person 4: Yeah, I know you idiots!

Person 5: All of you just shut up! Stop obsessing over it!
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twilight

Morley's cat.
Morley: oops, I sat on Twilight again.
by ZhaoYun May 4, 2004
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Twilighting

To go down on a woman who has her period.
My blood lusty, hornified self was satisfied by twilighting this chick.
by MisoHoney September 14, 2011
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twilight

causes people to face palm and wish for some mind soap.

If I had to kill some time waiting for my doctor's appointment, and this book happens to be placed upon the magazine table, I would most rather read a brochure about retirement funding and health care.
For further definitions of twilight, see fail
by hularano January 6, 2011
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twilight

A fucking gay ass movie and book that only fucking little dumb ass teenage girls read and watch.
Tom: Did you see Twilight?

Jeff: No, it blows
by ihatetwilight May 27, 2009
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Twilighting

When a male Jacks off using glitter infused lotion.
not going out tonight man id rather be twilighting
by Melissa Laroue June 15, 2012
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Twilighter

1)The most annoying group of people you could ever associate with in life.

- Like to point out every little thing about the book series thinking that other people actually enjoyed reading the books or watching the films, which will eventually be a big flop since the release of the New Moon movie.

2)People who enjoy reading Twilight cause other literature was too hard to read.

3) Epic failures.
1) Girl-Oh Em Gee GO TEAM JACOB

Boy-stfu you're such a twilighter!!!

2)Ay dunno howz 2 reed Steevin King bookz so ay luk smart reeding a b00k aboot vampyrsss

3)girl-I bought all the Twilight books, saw every movie up to date and have a poster of every Twilight character in my room! omg Edward is soooooo hawttt!!!

boy-how much did you spend on that?

girl-probably over 200 bucks.

boy-...failboat
by Jimbo Johnnyseed November 22, 2009
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