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Toad

A fish of abnormally large size.
You guys catch any toads today?
by How2fortnut July 1, 2019
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Toad Screaming

He was screaming for lady gaga but now he's doing it for doja cat.
by pseudonym3367 June 7, 2022
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Met the toad

Experiencing a completely different outlook on life after taking psychedelics (like Mike tyson after smoking DMT)
Experiencing a completely different outlook on life after taking psychedelics (like Mike tyson after smoking DMT)

“What happened to Mathew?he used to be so angry all the time.”
“He met the toad after taking shrooms and now he gardens to get rid of all his frustrations “
by suckmah October 27, 2020
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Toad

Used to describe short people who are slow ugly, wear all pink, and who drool all over the Minister
She looked just like a toad
by SunnyStormiSuperLazy April 15, 2022
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Pipa pipa toad

When a man and a woman have sex and the man ejaculates on the woman's back. The woman allows the semen to dry and does not wash it off right away. Named after the Pipa Pipa Toad, who carries it's eggs on it's back, where they are fertilized by the male toad.
Ya'll try that pipa pipa toad lastnight? You know your girl is ready for a baby when she let's that dry.
by HandofGlory December 16, 2016
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Toad

/tohd/

noun
a large smallmouth bass, typically with dark coloration and patterns distinctive of the species.
“I caught this toad throwing a fluke
by WadeFisherman April 21, 2025
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toad muffin

A warty vagina, or a vagina with many warts.
1) you could go with classic urban dictionary explanations like:
"Dude I slept with this girl last night and she was a total toad muffin...I think I'll hit her up again"

2) or you could go for the month python approach
"I have found the holy grail of women. She was a total toad muffin"

3) use as an insult to someone who slept with your ex:
"I BET HE TURNED YOU INTO A FUCKING TOAD MUFFIN, U FACKIN SKANK"

4) use for anyone you generally can't stand
"Why do you have to act like such a toad muffin all the time?"

5) or talk about a cat:
"Carl was petrified by the toad muffin. Like literally. He's made of stone now."

6) tinder:
"met a hot chick on tinder. We tried to Netflix and chill but then I saw her toad muffin ):"
by Wart Lips November 20, 2015
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