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jesus

jesus saved me from skittles
by grayson alexander November 1, 2019
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jesus

jesus is a big dick having guy🤷🏽 ♂️
add my snap or u die😁
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jesus has a huge cock😱
by B.D.J-Big Dick Jesus November 22, 2021
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Jesus

The type of dude that loves being with his friends and won’t stop having fun until the night ends. He is always chill and never has a problem with anybody. Even though he’s short he’s always getting the girls but nothing stays in between his love for friends and sports manly soccer.
Let’s hangout with Jesus more, I heard he’s wild at party’s.
by Perfectpages January 6, 2019
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jesus

not satan
have you heard ab jesus?
yeah he s not satan
by mariageorgeta12 December 22, 2020
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jesus

fake bitch that ppl hype up to much and should forget abt his mythical ass he is irrelevant and is wasting everyone's time.
jesus is not anyone savior
by jesus in name we say faggot December 25, 2020
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Jesus

Jesus is NOT the son of God, God has no children, or parents, or siblings and he is only one jesus Was Created by God, Also the religion Christianity Is a fake religion with fake information because people have changed it by time and islam is the only true religion
Christian/or someone who have heard of that:Hey did you know jesus is the son of god?
Muslim/or someone else: THAT IS NOT TRUE
by An extroverted extrovert May 10, 2021
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Jesus

A very sexy man that can pull any female. Height is around 5’7-5’9. Loves music, loves beautiful sunsets, virgin until death, hates bitches that don’t like his moms cooking, and hangs with his boys.
“Hi my name is Jesus”
“Omg you’re so hot”

Thank you!”

“You wanna f*ck?”
by Pussiepounder June 6, 2020
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