A term used by lesbians to let their friend's know, which girls they think are hot and would take home for a bit of scissor action.
Originates from a story that a mate once told me. Which I thought was hilarious and pure gold.
When he was a kid and first started experimenting with girls. He would count the number of times he'd slide his finger in and out of their vaginas. Then go brag to his mates, about how he fingered Sally 25 times in the boat shed.
Originates from a story that a mate once told me. Which I thought was hilarious and pure gold.
When he was a kid and first started experimenting with girls. He would count the number of times he'd slide his finger in and out of their vaginas. Then go brag to his mates, about how he fingered Sally 25 times in the boat shed.
"See that babe over there? I'd do her forty seven times."
"Yeah not bad. But check out the blonde at 3 o'clock. I'd do her forty seven times really fast!
"Yeah not bad. But check out the blonde at 3 o'clock. I'd do her forty seven times really fast!
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Something you say when someone enthusiastically tells you about something that you think is retarded. It generally gives them the impression that you care, but provides an opportunity to get into a new conversation without being rude.
Excellent for dealing with co-workers who tell you about "their crazy weekend," when your weekend was in fact 18 times crazier and involved at least two activities that were illegal.
Excellent for dealing with co-workers who tell you about "their crazy weekend," when your weekend was in fact 18 times crazier and involved at least two activities that were illegal.
"Morning Charlie. Man, I had the craziest weekend ever! I had three beers and totally danced up a storm at the bar. It was the neatest time ever."
*(internal monologue): holy crap...this guy sucks ass. I wonder what he would say if I told him about my weekend. Let's see, I did about 16 grams of shrooms, chugged a bottle of whiskey, and then smoked a whole bunch of weed. Then I thought I saw Jesus and chased him down the street with an axe. I woke up in a pool of vomit in Mexico and had to hitch a ride back home with some illegal immigrants...
"Wow, Frank, that sure sounds like a lot of fun! Good times...Anyway - see you later."
*(internal monologue): holy crap...this guy sucks ass. I wonder what he would say if I told him about my weekend. Let's see, I did about 16 grams of shrooms, chugged a bottle of whiskey, and then smoked a whole bunch of weed. Then I thought I saw Jesus and chased him down the street with an axe. I woke up in a pool of vomit in Mexico and had to hitch a ride back home with some illegal immigrants...
"Wow, Frank, that sure sounds like a lot of fun! Good times...Anyway - see you later."
by Pollup December 25, 2007
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Tammy: Unbelievable, absolutely unbelievable, but we'll let them do it if they want to.
Theodore: Yeah, because we are not among those that will not let other people have a different opinion.
Tammy: That is very true.
Tammy: Unbelievable, absolutely unbelievable, but we'll let them do it if they want to.
Theodore: Yeah, because we are not among those that will not let other people have a different opinion.
Tammy: That is very true.
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Get the New York Times mug.A person who lives in the ghetto, who insists on that he/she is extremely smart and rich. However when you ask this person why he/she lives in the ghetto and why he/she doesnt have any education you will 9/10 times get an answer simulare to this
- Duuuude I have the money, it's just that I dont want to show people that I have them, if they ask me I will tell them how much I have but that doesn't mean I will buy a brand new castle somewhere else, I am rich dawg, really! And I am soo smart that I dont need no education, or whatever that is!
- Duuuude I have the money, it's just that I dont want to show people that I have them, if they ask me I will tell them how much I have but that doesn't mean I will buy a brand new castle somewhere else, I am rich dawg, really! And I am soo smart that I dont need no education, or whatever that is!
"Friendly person who sees the chance to help someone out" - Hey you, how about I help you out and get you into a school? So you can have a bright future so you wont have to live in this place
"Ghetto 9/10 times answer"- Duuuude, I have cash, I am rich I dont need no smartass to tell me what to do! I am brilliant, I dont need no damn school, I am too smart for it! I will stay here and sit on my fortune! I found 5 cents the other day! What do you say about that huh!
"Ghetto 9/10 times answer"- Duuuude, I have cash, I am rich I dont need no smartass to tell me what to do! I am brilliant, I dont need no damn school, I am too smart for it! I will stay here and sit on my fortune! I found 5 cents the other day! What do you say about that huh!
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