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Throat Turd

To fabricate, misinform, misrepresent, concoct, con, victimize, string along and exaggerate to the extent that the words coming out of the mouth are not created by the brain but the bowels. Typically people deemed as "full of shit" will frequently release these in hopes of duping you. They do not however smell the stank coming from the hole in their face.
Do you really expect anyone to believe the throat turds your mouth is currently birthing?
by AllieBamaGirl August 11, 2017
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Throat hungry

A girl who cant give enough blow jobs.
That chick went down on the whole fraternity. She's one throat hungry bitch.
by Carl hungo August 15, 2017
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Dad throat

The sensation that you have something in your throat but can't clear it. Causing you to repeatedly clear your throats ever 30-90 seconds for several hours. Thus name because everyone's father does this and you are slowly turning into him.
I feel like I have something in my throat *HARRUUMMMMMM* but I can't get *HARUMMMMMMMM* it out.

Oh jesus man, you've got the dad throat.
by Hybridpain March 4, 2019
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LAUGH THROAT

When you're with yo homies, and you cant stop gigglin. You've had yourself a good giggle for a while and you go to talk and your throat feels funny. All that gigglin has got your throat all phlemy. Which causes you to cough and clear your throat.
Courtney, Shallie, and Teal were laughing a whole lot. Shallie looks to the group and says, "Guys, I have laugh throat."

Kayla laughed for 30 minutes straight and got laugh throat.
by courtneykayla January 11, 2019
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Score Throat

A type of sore throat in the morning from having enjoyed loud, vocal sex the night before.
At the coffee shop: "Are you feeling OK? I'm fantastic, just suffering from a bit of score throat."
by Mosquito meanderer July 11, 2018
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vape throat

The state of constantly being on the verge of a coughing fit due to using a vape.
Just got my MMJ card last week and man do I have a case of vape throat!
by hrabnaskuft July 13, 2018
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Blue throated

When a girl is giving you head and deep throats for a long time so she can't breath and nearly passes out
Katie got blue throated last night. She nearly passed out
by Insanekane101 August 21, 2018
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