John

Every British/American guy ever

Person #1: Yo that guy's British. What do you think his name is?
Perso n #2: Probably John

by petergrifin June 8, 2020

Johned

Getting scissors shoved up your nose paintfully and slowly getting nose hair pulled out.

Child: "Hey dude, my dad's brother got Johned yesterday."
Other child: "lmao epic"

by Mr. Fat nose idiot February 12, 2020

John

literally could be anyone

Person 1: Did you hear about John?
Person 2: Which John?
Person 1: John S
Person 2: Which John S?
Person 1: John Smith
Person 2: Which John Smith?
Person 1: The one with the blonde hair
Person 2: Oh yeah couldn’t believe that he tried to flush his foot down the toilet.
Person 1: No that’s a different blonde John Smith.

by spicy pseudonym September 28, 2020

John

gay ass nigga

“wow that dude is a gay ass nigga, he’s such a John”

by niggawarrior February 20, 2018

John

A very cute human being, some of them have gaps, the gap contains high intelligence and is a great best friend. They have a very large penis and loves foreign or sometimes cute caramel women.

John is very cute

by Fior Mell April 18, 2019

John

Loves skittles

“Why is that person chasing Ivan?”
“You mean John? Yeah he’s chasing Ivan because he has skittles”

by AnonymousBellaFromH2O August 30, 2019

John

The fattest human being in Church. This mans need a whole row by himself in church. Weighs 500- 600 pounds.

Damnnnnnnn, John really just broke that chair

by Daniel Tawadros November 23, 2019