Old Rose

An old harbor prostitute, usually above 45.

Sailor: Last time I was on land I had to settle for an old rose, all the young girls were taken

by PapaFritaMan August 7, 2015

Old queef

An elderly person which a nasty temper, most often refering to a woman. Considered highly offensive. See old fart for the male counterpart.

A violent teenage girl on her period becomes an old queef after menopause

by Plasuplasu January 5, 2013

Old Tomato

Substitute for ultimatum

Sydney was tired of waiting for Hunter propose, so she gave him the old tomato

by Lzydogrnch July 24, 2020

old bad

The dank musky scent usually attributed to an older worse smelling idividual (usually grandmother). This scent usually is a mixture of old house, stale cigarettes, feline urine and stanky senior citizens.

"dude, that senior home smelled like 8 different kinds of old bad"

by nooger April 25, 2006

Old Snort

When something is a really old call.

That meme is a really old snort.

by PandaSpira November 21, 2019

old shitbag

An elderly homeless person that reeks of shit stained underwear.

The old shitbag must of slept on our back porch again because it now smells like a filthy outhouse again.

by Nanker Phelge May 26, 2021

old fame

Opposite of new fame, someone that simply hangs around their famous relatives and becomes famous without any real talent.

Paris Hilton has no talent! She's old fame.

by Calciumdust April 2, 2008