dott-minge

When her puss is so tight the opening is like a small dot.

polar opposite to a canyon-minge

- Did you have a good time last night?
- Omg she had a dott-minge so I lasted like 10 seconds

Her hole was tiny and I thought she had vaginismus, but turns out she had a dott-minge, once I was in, everything was golden

by revilo clockberg jr November 9, 2020

minge monster

Small creature that lives in the minge and can often lead to STDs or bite your boaby off when entering the minge

1.Oh my god that girl I had last night had a huge minge monster in her cunt, I better go get checked out

2. I lost my boaby last night to a minge monster

by Kieren and Grae June 26, 2006

Minge Brick

A vagina that has not been washed for so long it has bonded at either flap to produce the shape and density of a common masonry brick

Dude I wouldn't go near Stacey, she got a minge brick!

by PHASH27y373484u4834fnfjkdnd July 5, 2010

ming magnet

Someone who all the mingers have the hots for due to the person trying to chat them up, usually because the person is desperate themself.

Guy1: Hey Jake's going out with a minger chick again.
Guy2: What do you expect? He's a ming magnet. The mingers are attracted to him like flies are to shit.

by theonewhoowns October 15, 2006

Prop-Minge

A person who surrounds themselves with props.

This dude is being a prop-minge, he surrounded himself with props to keep people from getting to him

by MonolithDictionary June 26, 2016

Minge Syringe

A long thin penis, usually sported by men who are also long and thin.

Kirsty turned away in disgust and disappointment as Kev attempted to inject her with his minge syringe

by t0mmy8 May 11, 2009

Stinkin' Minge

Alcoholic beverage consisting of Southern Comfort and 7-Up.

Hey, Bar Wench, mix me a Stinkin' Minge.

by Lil' Dude January 16, 2008