Michael

A FAT MIDDLE AGED BALDING MALE who lives with his mom. He is a dull/common person. Someone lacking power who's mediocre in influence and potential. Someone who hasn't gotten far in the years they have been living on this Earth. Someone judgemental yet has no credentials to back his own bravado up. This term can be applied to anyone that thinks they are better than they really are yet have nothing to show for it. Name for a 'commoner' also due to Mike being a very common name for a male.

"Ew, you are going to end up a michael!"

by mugandstuff February 5, 2010

Michael

A guy with jewish pubic hair on his head.

That kid is such a Michael...he wears a beanie so you can't see his pubes...

by The Ultimate Mancore August 15, 2010

Michael

The sweetest, kindest guy you will ever meet! Michael will let you borrow thing all the time, he won't argue much with people he is friends with. He cares about everybody, more than himself. He is very smart, and doesn't like to show it much. Is a bit awkward in conversations, he doesn't like to keep eye contact with people he likes and is quite shy. An overall great guy that gets overlooked by most girls.

"Have you seen Michael And Alyza?"
"Of course I have, they are the cutest couple ever!"

by Tadara November 23, 2018

Michael

The best and biggest man ever he is legit like Dwayne Johnson. He is very sexy and hot . He cares about others feeling before his . He loves you no matter what . You can always count on him . Has a really big dick and also DAD MATERIAL.

Corrigan: You cant compare to Michael

by Corrigan C. January 13, 2019

Michael

1. The best person who ever had ADHD. He is a kind, caring , respectful, and intelligent friend who will stick by you till the day he dies. He is very good at making friends and will not hesitate to do so. He is very protective of his friends and always strives to find a peaceful solution to everything.

1.Brandon: I'm so thankful we have a michael in our school.
2.Cameron: Me too he's stopped people from bullying me on several occasions.

by Memelord94976574894 June 18, 2018

Michael

A sexy as mother fucker with a massive Wong he’s fucked all ur girlfriends and is probably with your mum at this very moment

Michael has a huge dick I want to put my tight pussy around his huge dick

by Hansonhskwv July 6, 2018

Michael

Michael is an amazing boyfriend he is willing to do anything for anyone. He’s the hottest person on earth. He hella loyal and will do anything to get you. Michael is the type of guy who is always ready for a fight. He amazing and no one can change that.

I’m dating Michael and he’s amazing.

by jor&11 September 30, 2018