Midnight Letter

The homosexual act of a guy licking another guy's ass

George: "I sent that guy a midnight letter last night"

Ben: ewwwwww

by Lenny Couchman May 16, 2007

The Letter in the Whie House

Noun. The appointed leader of the United States who is too stupid to spell his name beyond a single letter.

by Colin Ritter August 6, 2003

Love letter

A rejection letter for an application that is written in a friendly manner.

I got another love letter from the application I submitted lastweek.

by Grandweez July 19, 2020

Letter-boy

Letter-Boy - another word for twink

Tony your such a little letter-boy

by Letter-Boy January 7, 2024

The Letter A

When your cousin is having brunch with you and your family and suddenly disappears into the bathroom to take a giant messy shit.
Due to not properly wiping, he stumbles out with his legs real wide and far apart appearing as if he is the Letter A.

Matty fricken rocked the bathroom at Palmers crossing. He then came out of the bathroom walking like the letter A.

by Sheepy0 May 6, 2024

poop number/letter

When a person calls you a poop number/letter, they are counting how much you poop. If the number is high then its basically calling you a shithead

“you’re poop number/letter 6”

by tweekphobic July 30, 2021

letter box face

when a person has a very square, broad face and a very wide mouth they are said to have a letter box face. This is because their square shaped head looks like a door, and their mouth would be the letter box. If a man has a large beard,aswell as a letter box face, they would also have a welcome mat.

"his mouth is so wide and his face is so square that he looks a bit like a letter box." said jill.
"yeah he has a letter box face." said mollie
"and he also has a long beard" said jill
" thats his welcome mat" said mollie

by kirk lizard 3 December 30, 2008