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Jared

Jared is black history
Jared was there when martain Luther king jr was giving his speech
by Wigglemybutt628382738 May 13, 2022
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Jared

From ancient times of Judaism this powerful word mean't "The only one". Poets and Scholars throughout the ages have often come to think of this word, this name as the closet thing they could ever connect to a divine being. Truly blessed those that are given such a name, favoured by unknown entities that protect and offer goodwill to.

Always trust in a Jared for they truly are divine.

False ways to spell this include Jarrad, Jered, Jarad, Gerad, Jwardico and Jerad. May unlucky tidings pass those that say such blasphemy.
What's that on the hill? Oh that's Jared, he's pretty awesome.

Hey Jared can you impregnate my wife with your seed?
by General Pang Wang December 28, 2019
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Jared

a bitch... who thinks he’s cool but isn’t.
omg look at jared he deadass thinks he did something with that outfit. 🤢
by random_umm_person14737 March 5, 2020
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Jared V

Emily have you have heard of this fine ass light skin named Jared V?
by Jboyxreal October 12, 2019
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Jared

They will break your heart and they will tell you want you want to hear before you fall for them make sure you know what your getting into because your getting ready for a heartbreaking experience and you will always carry that
I fell for a Jared he broke my heart because he said “ I like you too” little did I know he just wanted to leave me heartbroken
by 68283 April 19, 2019
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Jared

Ah Jared, what name, the ugliest of them all. The name of a guy who is self centered, ignorant, pitiful, lonely, kind of fucking stupid, apathetic, disloyal, bad boyfriend, most hypocritical guy you will ever meet!
Ugh Jared, no I don’t want you to finger me in the Jasons deli parking lot!
by pineappleexpress333 October 23, 2022
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Jared

the bitch who stole wilbur's gf /hj
person 1: yeah, ive met jared
person 2: of course youve met jared
by dreamshart March 5, 2022
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