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(n.)- A premature ejaculation. Not to be confused with the act of prematurely ejaculating or the actual ejaculate itself, this is the non-tangible objectification of the action "to prematurely ejaculate". This describes the demeanor of an object which can't hold onto an absurdly biased advantage or lead due to excitement and/or lack of skill/experience.
1. James was frequently picked last for every team sport in high school due to the fact that he was known to be a New York Football Giants (2010).

2. Did you just punt the ball to the most feared returner on the Philadelphia Eagles instead of kicking it out of bounds? Did said most feared returner actually return the ball for a touchdown with no time left on the clock? Did you just lose your 21 point lead and actually blow the game? You're such a New York Football Giants (2010).
by Herbstava December 22, 2010
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giant half chicken half squirrel

The giant half chicken half squirrel steals either teeth or money from children as they sleep in order to build some kind of giant nest for its' genetically superior and potentially dangerous offspring.
It is also known that this creature would also have atleast a mild understanding of algebra.
The half chicken half squirrel would most likely be about three to four and a half feet tall.
His large beak is probably detachable and works as a floatation device.
by grant February 29, 2004
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Plain & simple: human beings, as described by the silicon-based life forms on Velara III from the Star trek: The Next Generation episode, "Home Soil".
{Seen on a web page some number of years ago:}
Ugly, ugly giant bags of mostly water.
Flush the "toliet" bowl and click a link
by Telephony August 6, 2016
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fuck me with your giant cock

why the fuck would you look that up? psycopath
seriously dude, why are you looking up fuck me with your giant cock on urban dictionary
by largebbc April 17, 2020
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Mega Shark Versus Giant Octopus

Simultaneously the best and worst movie to ever be made. 90 minnuets of your life that you will never get back and you will not want back. It is exactly what it sounds like.
I just watched "Mega Shark Versus Giant Octopus." I don't even know what to say.
by The Wandering Mousepad July 25, 2010
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giant dose of shut the fuck up

What you should give someone who talks way too loud, way too much.
Omg, Angela needs a double giant dose of shut the fuck up!! D:
by KaiitiiX January 13, 2009
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you-suck-giant-donkey-balls

a phrase to describe someone who sucks giant donkey balls.
Hey!!! You-suck-giant-donkey-balls!!!
by m4rk 4 4w3s0m3 April 10, 2004
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