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Funny Word

A word so funny, that it shall not be mentioned by its true name... CUM
“Funny word is funny... but I can’t say what it is because they are watching us”
by citronic April 30, 2021
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Funny number

Numbers such as 69 and 420 are classified as "funny or "sussy" number which can be used in many different ways
A: " Whats your favorite number?"
B: "69"
or
A: "did they make a new funny number yet?"
B: "Isn't 69 and 420 enough?"
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Funny money

Money you pay to yourself, or any other situation where the actual dollar amount is irrelevant
A: I just lost a hundred dollar bet with myself!
B: I thought it was a thousand

A: who cares, it’s all funny money anyway
by Platypus X May 6, 2021
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Funny Monkey

A sex act involving shoving a banana as far as you can up all 3 holes, and then screaming OO-OO-AH-AH-AAAAAH.
Timmy: I gave Michele a funny monkey last night
Billy: Did you scream loud?
by Anonymous_416 January 10, 2022
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right funny

Old south. A verbal slap. A descriptive joining the sarcastic “right” , as in “you ain’t right” or “There’s a right one here.”, describing a very annoying person, and a sarcastic “funny” as in not being what they seem to be
A stranger shared his opposing political views which brought the old man to shouting and arm waving. Fearing an apoplectic attack, the stranger is told to “fuck off” by another person, he does but on their way out , 30 minutes later, the old southern matron sidewinds by the strangers wife, who was not a party to any of the aforementioned, and deadpans “You two are right funny.”
by AprilinNewYork August 19, 2023
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Funny mustard

When a man with a STI or yeast infection has yellowish cum that taste funnier than regular cum
“I hung out with this guy last night and now I think i have an infection from his funny mustard”
by Cumprisun November 8, 2022
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Kyla Funny

Kyla Funny is what you call someone when they're actually not funny at all. Some people who are like this have Hideous laughs and are very weird.
"Knock Knock"
"Who's There?"
"Bagel"
"Bagel Who?"
"Plain Bagel!!"
"ew, kyla funny"
by Birthdayyy January 6, 2021
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