Crispy kreme

When you nut on her lip and then she kisses you

I heard your cousin got a good old crispy kreme bro!

by Boot Ass hunter October 24, 2017

crispy

Someone who is 'crispy' is a person who exudes confidence, sophistication and a clean sharp sense of style without seeming overly contrived or forced. Their personality, confidence and style feel authentic and innate while coming off as effortless.

Dude that girl is sooo crispy!!

by On-Chon July 14, 2024

Crispy Juice

When something is juuuust right, in perfect balance, the Goldilocks effect. When something could easily be ruined but is not due to tact, diligence, and luck. Also slang for intoxicants.

That juice was reeeeal crispy last night.

-What you mean the show?

Yaaa that was some super crispy juice.

-Toadly.

by EvenMore March 5, 2012

Crispy Moist

An epic gamer that trolls libtards on youtube. Screams into his microphone so much to the point where you wanna just rip out you're eardrums. Prays to Ben Shapiro, He is the best epic gamer and is also the liberal destroyer. He also plays to much Garry's Mod.

Hey, its that guy Crispy Moist that calls everyone a libtard on Garry's Mod. And here are his retarded friends UnjoGratisTheForbiddenMonkeyGod, KimTheKrippledKillerKid, And Sp1r1t.

by Crispy Moist October 2, 2018

Crispy Boi

The name of an extremely cold and refreshing beverage. Usually a shitty light american lager beer that hits the spot or a super carbonated and crisp energy drink.

You have have anything to drink?

Yea i have a few crispy bois in the fridge, go grab yourself one.

by BASS333 April 12, 2021

Crispy

An exceptionally strong or buff person, especially if their appearance or personality seems frail.

That old man is really crispy-he can lift 100 pounds.

by Miku Miku oo-ee-oo June 12, 2024

crispy

An endearing term for being a bit weird, wild and chaotic. Not fully cooked, just a little crispy.

Kimbo was so crispy on the weekend

by MessT August 16, 2022