placenta tree

After 6 years of hiding your placenta in the back of the freezer and hoping that the power doesnt go out again for the 5th time that month.. placenta blood trickling into your tofu ice cream...the day finally comes when
your boyfriend saves up enough "crop cash"for down payment on a piece of land. The whole family gathers around to plant the new fruit tree on top of the freezer burnt placenta.

the family picnic will be out by the placenta tree

by raino77 January 8, 2010

Cyclops Tree

Eye Wood, or I would. A cyclops has an eye and a tree has wood. It is safe to say cyclops tree in public. It is the equivelent of saying I would smash (a girl or guy)

*hot girl walks by*
Jaq: "Damn dude you seein' what im seein'..."
Niqi: "CYCLOPS TREEEEEEEEE!!"

by Kooktrainlingo June 6, 2015

tree sitty

How a 10 year old says (Xbox) 360.

Brat: Mommy, I want a tree sitty.
Mother: No.
Brat: TREE SITTY, TREE SITTY! I WANT A TREE SITTY!

by Ruklo June 19, 2006

tree tag

Tree tag is a game that you play with your boys. Rules of engagement include, but are not limited to, showing a large tolerance and propensity for homoeroticism and an overall exceptance of festival faggot shit.

We came home after going to Molotov and Bez and Labbe were engaged in a tree tag tummy sticks freeforall.

by Todd Winchester Borden June 11, 2008

tree rat

derogatory term for a monkey (not apes )

Oh, look at that little tree rat twitch at 33 seconds.

by Default_User May 22, 2017

Penis Tree

An old Oak tree in Marietta, Ga with one large, mis-shapen branch that strangly resembles a penis. COntrary to popular belief, to young people from Old Marietta, this is the most well known landmark, not The Big Chicken.

Yeah, all you have to do is hang a left after the Penis Tree and you'll be on Kennesaw Avenue.

by Wallis Fuller September 8, 2006

wisdom tree

Wisdom Tree (n). A company publishes "unlicensed" Nintendo games (notable for their infamous "Bible Games") that many people are PISSED about it! No-one's fuck with them, not even Chuck Norris.

Bible Adventures for NES and most Wisdom Tree games suck ass! I can't stand them no more! I'd rather fuck a porcupine and shove a cactus up my ass. I'd rather slurp crap oozing out of a warthog's anus hole. It's just a bunch of poopy diarrhea doo doo ass shit.

AVGN: "Wisdom Tree said: "Let there be shit!" and there was shit!"

by Nintendo_JCT October 26, 2013