Landon is a charming man with a smile that can light up the room. Landon is very caring and sympathetic, but still always manages to have a good time. Another thing that attracts the ladies to Landon is his tendency to have a big penis, length and girth.
Girl: Damn look at that guy over there! So dreamy!
Girls Grandmother: Oh I know, darling, I slept with him! His name is Landon.
Girls Grandmother: Oh I know, darling, I slept with him! His name is Landon.
by sixtynine ways to eat April 27, 2020
Get the Landonmug. A hot man who gets all the girls and everyone loves him. He also has big pee pee. He poops alot too.
Hi landon.
by MANDNKW October 6, 2020
Get the Landonmug. by Daddycumsss October 7, 2019
Get the Landonmug. Landon is a bitch ass nigger who will probably work at McDonalds one day because he broke as shit and gets no bitches, I bet whoever is reading this is named landon, you still owe my $50 nigger
by Noname308 October 13, 2022
Get the Landonmug. Is the type of person to be late to almost anything, is a very protective person that all ways knows how to warm a girls heart. Is a people person that likes to hang out over the weekends, that is always nice to the one he loves.
by Someone that really hangs February 4, 2020
Get the Landonmug. A man that is charming, with a sense of humor that can make girls blush. But fucking sassy as shit and sometimes you wanna smack the shit out of.
by Queersforlife October 7, 2023
Get the Landon kmug. a person named Landon who has a wand and a wand and a wand and a wand. we could assume that Landon has a wand
by estoy fukin him October 4, 2023
Get the landon the wandmug.