Landon

He mean and is always crying about something. He will put you down and likes to watch girls play with themselves especially with pens ;)...

(Girl 1) Urgh I hate him he's a Landon.
(Girl 2) fr Girl slay queen.

by The Landon hater September 23, 2023

Landon

A Landon is an incredibly kind, intelligent and hilarious guy. He loves a challenge and will work hard to overcome it. He is a deep lover of animals and the most loyal friend you could ever have. He is incredibly handsome though his feet smell. But that is curable. If you find a Landon you know you are with someone who will always take care of you. Keep that boi.

Girl: Have you met Landon? He's a little weird, but I think I like him.
Boy: Yeah, he's cool. You should date him. I hear he works at the bowling alley.

by fannybanny September 24, 2023

Landon HORNE

Loves to cuddle acts kinda sussy sometimes.

OMG LANDON HORNE HES Grabbing balls

by BILLYX5 September 27, 2023

Landon Shankle

Landon Shankle is a big dick beast and his cum can wipe out a village of small children his dick is so big you can walk on it

Damn that nigga looks like Landon Shankle

by Big dick dinosaur October 1, 2023

landon the wand

a person named Landon who has a wand and a wand and a wand and a wand. we could assume that Landon has a wand

-Landon has a wand
-ok- landon the wand

by estoy fukin him October 4, 2023

Landon gray call

He’ll break your heart

You’re dating Landon gray call?
Yes!
You’re gonna sob so hard you’ll throw up and want to kill yourself!!

by Ishouldonlylovemyself October 5, 2023

Landon k

A man that is charming, with a sense of humor that can make girls blush. But fucking sassy as shit and sometimes you wanna smack the shit out of.

Landon k is so cute

by Queersforlife October 7, 2023