hillbilly jo

funny lookin bearded guy on the big green tractor who always watches you and larry through the window, but don't know how to as the

OH MY BUCKET, IS THAT HILLBILLY JO? GET NAOW SCAT BOI! *spits in bucket across the coffee table*

by yodogspjs May 22, 2018

Homo Hillbillis

The scientific name for redneck.

You might be a Homo Hillbillis if your dog passes gas and YOU claim it.

by swimone April 4, 2015

hillbilly squirrel

A Chihuahua that was randomly sexually assulted by a squirrel created by the ox

Did yall dun did see that hillbilly squirrel.

by The sexy beast ox February 4, 2018

hillbilly wedding

When one marries there sister or brother or mother or father. At a golden corral

Damn that was a hillBilly wedding ain't they brothers and sister.

by Uncledaddy6905 July 3, 2024

Hillbilly Pop

Another nickname for Moonshine.

I'm tired of beer; I'm gonna get me some hillbilly pop so I can be shitfaced in three swallows.

by interlochenisawesome September 3, 2014

Hillbilly shopping

When you go into a store and bite/livk everything and then put it back.

Guy #1 "Im going hillbilly shopping."

Guy#2 "boi wtf"

by TheKingOfTheWalruses July 2, 2018

Hillbilly Dildo

A cornhusk

"I want that cornhusk so bad."
"You mean a hillbilly dildo."

by TigressFyre February 8, 2025