Hillbilly Weed

Rodent infested rent driven greedy bastards, wake up with taser and chemical burns, scratches, bruises, bloody and useless. It tased my lips on 06/11/2023. Where the most gay and racist rapists in the world torcher me alive on earth. I have no privacy or dignity left on earth.

This trite of a Hillbilly weed can always float down stream, back to the riverside of it's sin last.

by Seitan June 11, 2023

Hillbilly Sex

Sex involving rurally isolated, filthy, morbidly obese, bad odor smelling people with rotting teeth and breath usually found in the southern parts of the US. Not to be confused with "sweet home alabama sex" but the two go often hand in hand.

Travis: "Bubba, just looking at you I can see you are the product of hillbilly sex"

by TheToesKnows April 13, 2025

Hillbilly Hand Pie

When a man masturbates until completion and ejaculates into his hand, and then proceeds to shove the cum into his cousins vagina/anus.

Last night Eddie and I snuck away at the family reunion and he gave me a hillbilly hand pie.

by Cjmaero March 24, 2024

Hillbilly Dildo

A cornhusk

"I want that cornhusk so bad."
"You mean a hillbilly dildo."

by TigressFyre February 8, 2025