Tech-Flu

A mysterious illness one contracts just after procuring expensive electrical (usually home entertainment classed) devices.

Justin came down with Tech-Flu over the weekend, I heard he got a PS3 last week.

I think the GTAIV DVD case gave me the Tech-Flu when i opened it...

by AzRoN May 13, 2008

bitch flu

When you are so hungover, you just can’t even. Symptoms include being too hot, shaking, puffy face, and inability to sit still or sleep but also inability to move or get up. Pairs with whining, ruining everyone else’s fun, and thinking you’re going to die. Frequently occurs on the last day of a binge-drinking vacation. No amount of water helps. Drinking more will sometimes help reduce symptoms but prolongs the sickness.

Mark: “i think something is wrong with me. I can’t eat this and I’m too hot. I am never drinking again”

Ryan: “Sounds like you got a case of bitch flu. Shut up and get over it. Have some vodka.”

by RCPMNM June 23, 2018

Flu Rape

The act of willingly infecting your friend with an illness because they made fun of you for being sick.

Chris: "Stop being such a little bitch and go out. I remember my first cold."

Mark: "We'll see how much of a bitch I am once I infect you. I'll wait til you're wasted and share a drink with you."

Chris: "That sounds rapey."

Mark: "It is, it's flu rape."

by The Schwerper December 22, 2017

tasca flu

A virus spread throughout an office by an individual named tasca

Tasca flu is sweeping through the office

by Non-Authoritative-Answer September 4, 2019

flu batter

The first load of cum you shoot after you've had the flu for two days.

Geof didn't kiss Heather but the flu batter he deposited in her got her sick anyway.

by Mr Crowley July 3, 2022

tax flu

A term referring to an imaginary illness; when someone receives their income tax refund and they decide to call in sick to their employer so they can spend that money.

Ben went to H&R Block yesterday and they gave him an advance on his income tax refund, so of course he called in sick today with the tax flu.

by Duchess of Dayton February 9, 2017

Cash Flu

A chronic sickness in which you have a desire for money, you’ll make it in any way, shape, or form.

Aliah: where’d you get all that money from?

Aidan: don’t worry, I got that cash flu.

Sleepy:Roof!

by Sleepy's Definitions February 11, 2023