Strict parents, with a fully English background. Really hot blonde sister bit of a sket, another sister not as hot but nice. Wankstain son, tiny dick wanks off non stop, but gay and no friends
by Knowledge£ April 1, 2019
Get the Brewer familymug. Any family large enough to form a basketball team, in any combination of just children and parent, or just children (including adult and minor children). Or;
A family of at least 5 children, including a baby mama plus children from disparate baby daddies; or a baby daddy plus children from disparate baby mamas.
A family of at least 5 children, including a baby mama plus children from disparate baby daddies; or a baby daddy plus children from disparate baby mamas.
Hey, that kid Mark from Bio class knocked up that ho bag Stacy, and she’s already saying she’s gonna have the kid. Mark has more kids in his beaucoup family than any of the actual fathers in our class.
I finally told my mom that I’m preggers again. She flipped out, and was like: “You know, people are going to think we’re from the ghetto.” And then she walked out. I wanted to be like “Be-atch, I’m a lawyer, I make 6 figures, I own my own house, and I drive a lightly-used Lexus- my beaucoup family of 6 kids will be movin’ on up into Holmby Hills- NOT the ghetto!”
I finally told my mom that I’m preggers again. She flipped out, and was like: “You know, people are going to think we’re from the ghetto.” And then she walked out. I wanted to be like “Be-atch, I’m a lawyer, I make 6 figures, I own my own house, and I drive a lightly-used Lexus- my beaucoup family of 6 kids will be movin’ on up into Holmby Hills- NOT the ghetto!”
by Perpetua Style March 20, 2023
Get the Beaucoup Familymug. (n.) A Public holiday celebrated by societies where kicking one's kids out of the house once they turn 18 and sending one's parents to nursing homes when they grow old are expected.
(n.) A time when people who have had no contact with their family for a year give their family a two minutes call.
(n.) A time when people who have had no contact with their family for a year give their family a two minutes call.
I haven't heard from my son in a year so I decided to call him on Family Day.
I went to visit my mom at the nursing home on Family Day. That's when I found out she passed away months ago.
I went to visit my mom at the nursing home on Family Day. That's when I found out she passed away months ago.
by kLid March 7, 2011
Get the Family Daymug. by wh1tet1m October 28, 2014
Get the apple familymug. Unicorn family is deffinition of a group of members of the same family who are married and part of the SWINGERS community.
by Piskey Ed June 8, 2021
Get the Unicorn familymug. you know those bitches that don't share any blood with you, but you're closer to than your blood relatives? yeah those. THAT'S the family that matters.
by heatherChandlerbitch October 3, 2017
Get the True Familymug. A glitter family is an ideologically aligned group of people who convince a child that their natal family does not love them, because they're not affirming them, but that they will love the child and they should move in with the family, and be with the family, and then the family goes on to affirm the child.
My parent’s church says gays go to hell, so I moved in with my glitter family and we host drag queen story hour on Sundays instead.
by bannedfromfacebookagain May 8, 2023
Get the glitter familymug.