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deez

Deez is a word commonly used in deez nuts jokes across the globe!

also known for the Deez Nuts vine.
"bro i want some DN right now."
"whats DN?"
"DEEZ NUTS!"
by Pug!! June 30, 2021
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Deez Nutz

Deez Nutz is a term for when somebody asks a simple question.
Jacob: What is today?
Sasha: Deez Nutz
by uraloser123 March 14, 2022
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Deez

The living point of the universe lies on this single word. Using this against someone will have more power than killing them with and orbital cannon. Constructed in a science lab, even God fears this insult. Use this only to forever rid your enemy of existence. when put to a power level this word surpasses the infinity gauntlet worn by Shaggy
Guy 1: You know what deez is?
Women 1: No whats Deez?
Guy 1: You fool i have been saving this power for eons. You have sealed your fate and the worlds with you
by Dietz NUtties October 28, 2021
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Deez Nuts

One of the most versatile jokes in meme history. It can be incorporated into any sentence and either make everyone laugh, or want to kill you.
Person 1: Something came in the mail today.

Person 2: What?

Person 1: Some birthday cards along with a check!

Person 2: That's pretty cool!

Person 1: Y'know what was in one of the cards?

Person 2: What?

Person 1: DEEZ NUTS! HA! GOTTEM!

Person 2: kill yourself
by xXCanadaCowXx January 25, 2023
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Clothenus Deez Nutsus Of The Sigma Skibidi Pantaloniums

When ur clothes stick to ur nuts because when you had sex the sticky cum stuck to your nuts and you fell asleep and it hardened like your penis and you cant take off ur clothes
Last night i had Clothenus Deez Nutsus Of The Sigma Skibidi Pantaloniums. I hated the experience.
by Wengardian Leviosa August 5, 2024
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Deez nuts

Deez nuts, a wonderful joke yet a very true phenomenon, lots of people of really big testicles and the deez nuts joke explains very well how people who how big nuts are humans too.
Bofa! Bofa deez nuts nuts in yo mouth!

Deez nuts in yo mouth!
by Deez Nuts Master November 21, 2021
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hazel deez nuts in yo mouth

for your friend named hazel (because hazelnut)
“ayo, imma hazel deez nuts in yo mouth!”
by hehehhaw July 20, 2022
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