British Guy

Amazingly unattractive gay guys who like to fuck guys and suck their own dick better than any women. They think omen should be in the kitchen but make better sandwich then us.

"This white British guy approached me at the mall and I screamed his name was callum and he looks like a goblin with chlamydia "

by mxni_3 May 24, 2018

british trumbone

the act of trying to sing a song with a dick down your throat.

she sure was good at the british trumbone

by chower July 4, 2014

British teeth

Horrible teeth owned by the lowest of the low.

Dentist says: damn this guy got British teeth

Patient says: oh shit

by Derpy saliva shit July 22, 2020

british style

The name of any sexual position which involves lots of uncomfortable eye contact, and no smiling.

John: You know that chick I picked up last night?

Bob: The home-schooled girl? What about her.

John: We did it British style...

Bob: Ooof.

by Saielna October 16, 2012

The British Difference

1.The elements of so-called "British speak" that make Brits sound so much cooler to Americans.
2.Difference in humor among Americans and Brits.

1. American: That party was awesome, but now I feel like shit, man! I'm gonna go crash.
Brit: That party was ace, but now I feel absolutely shit. I'm pissing off home to have a kip.

Observer #1 :That second guy sounds way cooler.
Observer #2: That's the british difference.

2. American #1: I didn't understand the jokes on that BBC show last night.
American #2: Me neither; it must have been the british difference

by Tommytomtomtom5000000 July 3, 2009

british gangfight

An out-of-hand argument between two groups of people that lacks any form of physical violence.

Kid 1: Did you see that fight yesterday?
Kid 2: No one threw a punch or anything, it was just a British gangfight

by Axem Chaotix September 29, 2005

British Person

Does not actually exist. Great Britain is a union of four countries, England, (Northern) Ireland, Scotland and Wales. Great Britain is not a country therefore there can't be British people. There are however English, Irish, Scottish and Welsh people.

Random yank redneck: "Yehuck, your Bridish ain't ya?"

Me: "No you moron I'm English."

by Toolstyle June 13, 2005