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break up over text

what people do when they are afraid of actually speaking to people and expressing how they feel honestly.

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She had us break up over text . Why didn't she at least call. :P
by the weirdo bean September 28, 2017
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One night text

When you chat with someone non-stop on tinder/other online dating apps and you think that you're having a great start, exchanging the contact and thinking of when to meet that person but then the texting dies the next day and you end up deleting the contact without meeting him/her.
Ex.

You seemed to be hitting off with this man, what happened?

Oh it was a one night text, I never saw him in person
by LSTxx13579 December 4, 2019
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You-up Text

(Conjunction) You-up Text

When your mans gets a new haircut n' beard trim and he's feelin fresh. With this newly found kick in his step, his confidence has maxed out seemingly over minutes. Unfortunately, It does not stop there, and after a few hours it has slowly built up to a ninja turtle level -

50,000 African American men underwent a double blind study. The urge for most feels unquenchable and must be relieved immediately. Temporarily trapped in a delusional state, optimism blinds the humans ability to function normally, including but not limited to the tracking of time.

This often occurs after midnight when bitches and hoodrats are already asleep. Your mans may also become confused asking 'you-up' when he is clearly already talking to an alert human who may or may not have been awake previous to the conversation's inception.
-"Eyyy Shakisha, you-up?"

-I am now wtf It's two a.m. why u rang so late nigga thefk wichuboi u know i work at the laundromat tomorrow mornin shit i swear dumbass if i h- **Click** .....

-Hello?

-Ayo Cornesha, 'You-up'?

- You-Up Text
by Yale Literary Definition Inc. November 30, 2022
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young humanoid subjects learning life and humanity right now as we are reading this very for no long reason text that is probably wasting your time is another meaning of your fucked while your leaving most of your not needed but meaningful life span behind.
"young humanoid subjects learning life and humanity right now as we are reading this very for no long reason text that is probbly wasting your time" the author told the readers while they where regretting there life choices
by UwuDirtyPotato November 23, 2020
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sex text

The art of using a celullar connection to text someone of the opposite sex a provocative and sexual message that can bring the person to a state of sexual pleasure
While i was hanging out with my friends, my boo sent me a sex text of where his hands were going next...Down South
by LOBO October 18, 2004
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Ronny Textall

-A sweet burn to do to someone who is constantly texting in a social setting.
-A play on words from philadelphia flyers retired goalie Ron Hextall
Yo Ronny Textall, why don't you get off your phone and get me a beer!
Al has been texting all night, he looks like Ronny Textall
by Cablehawk November 3, 2010
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text duet

The act of texting song lyrics from one person to another via cellphone text service or IM or email.
To Cellie:I'm bringin' sexy back
Them other boys they don't know how to act.
I think it's special... what's behind your back
So turn around and and I'll pick up the slack

To Sarah:--TAKE IT TO THE BRIDGE!

To Cellie:Dirty Babe
You see these shackles baby I'm your slave
I'll let you whip me if I misbehave
It's just that no one makes me feel this way

To Sarah:--TAKE IT TO THE CHORUS.

To Cellie: Haha, that was the best text duet yet!
by Cellie October 29, 2007
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