Technoanity

A religion to worship the greatness of our lord and saviour Technoblade. Technoblade never dies.

Steve: Are you coming to church with me?
Alex: Yes I am a faithful Christian.
Steve: No not sky daddy church
Alex: What church then

Steve: TECHNOBLADE church where we worship Technoblade!
Technoanity is a religion to Technoblade
Alex: Oh
Steve: TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!
Alex: *dies*

by Cottagecorecoffin April 9, 2021

Technoblade

The second worse thing to ever happen to those orphans

Dude1: who’s that anti-government minecraft pig that likes potatoes and obliterating orphans?
Dude2: that’s oddly specific...
Dude1: don’t ask questions, who is it?
Dude2: technoblade

by Toxitivi_tea frogs April 18, 2021

Technoblade

A great minecraft bedwars player who is in the dream SMP.

TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES

by harristsangyt/yasmin May 1, 2021

technoblade

A pig that dropkicked a child in self defense.

AYY BRO WASSUP JUST PULLED UP A TECHNOBLADE MOMENT TODAY NOTHIN ELSE

by cheshnut May 2, 2021

Technoblade

a pig that never dies in minecraft

friend : who’s that man that never dies in minecraft

me:THATS TECHNOBLADE. NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES

by randompersonhahahahah June 21, 2021

Techno6d

Something that is very illegal...

I do/don't ship Techno6d.

by dumbchild May 21, 2021

Technoblade

The pig that never dies ;D

technoblade NEVER DIES BABY!

by Jilleen June 29, 2021