Malachi taiapa

A big fucking faggot that sucks mad dick

Yo that idiot really pulling a malachi taiapa rn

by Josh cliffton June 17, 2022

Kentucky tailgate

When a hillbilly in an Amish dress and Mountain Dew drenched balls, bends over the Sidebar of a rusted out pickup, and gets mounted by a horse that's ends in a Miami Makeover.

There was definitely a different look to Bill when he received his Kentucky tailgate, than when his wife gave him a Miami makeover.

by Kentucky Tim July 15, 2022

mitchell taggart

Mitchell Taggart is one proper beast. Watch out, he will bite.

HE will carry the boats and the logs xx

woah who’s that keeping it lemon? oh, it’s Mitchell Taggart!

by l12971936 March 20, 2024

theme park tailgate

The act of exiting the theme park to meet in the car park for a bring your own prepared lunch because the prices are too high, the lines are long and the quality of food is often poor.

Have a great day kids and I'll see you all at 12pm for some theme park tailgate. Get a pass out at the gate and remember where the car is parked.

by Aussie-bloke December 8, 2013

open the tailgate

Commonly used in Florida to describe sexual relations in which a man forcefully pulls down his partner's pants (similar to the tailgate of a pickup truck, hence the term) and then proceeds to violently assfuck them until they beg for mercy.

When performed properly, this technique is done without any lubrication, and the man must ejaculate in their partner's ass. Rookies often make the mistake of using lube, wearing a condom, or pulling out, which disqualifies this situation as a true "tailgate."

Lester: "Damn Tommy, everybody has been talking about you showing Amanda how to open the tailgate the other night after the party."

Thomas: "What the fuck? I'd never do that. We used a condom dumbass, so I didn't actually open her tailgate!"

by floridajit66 September 21, 2022