School

Where hell is offically named

student: Are you going to school?
me: yeah, *sign. I want to die
student: go to hell!
me: We are already in hell

by smertieboi February 22, 2019

School

A stupid place where people aka children from 4or5 -12or13
Learn stupid things and then have to do homework at home. I don't get it I mean isn't 6 and a half hours isn't enough?

Boy 1:hey r u goin 2 school 2 day?
Boy 2:no I can't live with the homework!
Nerd: why?
Boy 1 & Boy 2:uh cos its boring? Idiot

by Horanluver333 February 8, 2014

School

Basically Hell (or Prison) for kids, but you have to do Work instead of dying

Mom: "Time to go to school!"
Child: "Woohoo, my 30th day at prison!"
Mom: "That is correct!"

"Ready to shoot up this school?"

by Your local dumbass September 13, 2017

school

School is supposed to be a place of learning but it's really a place to harbor assholes and dumb hoes.

It's sucks that you have to be in school until your 18.

by Suck a very large dick December 11, 2017

School

Everyones nightmare

Judges: we decided
Criminal: what
Judges: were sendimg you back to school
Criminal: OH SHI

by Wenochainosama August 30, 2022

school

S.C.H.O.O.L
Seven
Crappy
Hours

Of

Our

Lives

school

by MCMagicPie November 13, 2011

School

The place parents drop of their 'swaggy teenagers' to get rid of them for a much desired 6 hours a day. Everyone needs a break sometimes.

Little do they know however, that school is a waste of time that becomes tedious after elementary school. I mean, who the fuck gives a shit about Pythagoras?

A place that fails to properly prepare your children for the outside world.

Interviewer: Mr. Peterson, what would you say your most valuable skills are?

Peterson: Ugh... I can find the hypotenuse of a triangle... Hey! Dude! Can you tell me how to buy a house? I can't remember studying that at school...!

by Handmethatslushieplz May 11, 2014