manchurian handshake

While giving a girl anal, and it just aint satisfying, you reach up her pus and jerk yourself off.

that bitches ass was so loose, that i gave myself a manchurian handshake; i showed that bitch whats up

by asjkdfhlgajhgk;ajd;sdklfjadkfkasdjfkjq234lkr l24ktj 8iu 9p8egi 34uhgt9835rhy8oquehbkljn June 14, 2008

Happy Handshake

HandJob. Manual Stimulation by someone other than youself.

I know we can't have sex this week. How about a happy handshake?

by Mxpxpunkohio February 13, 2009

Toyam Handshake

The act of shaking someone's hand right after they've masturbated, i.e. a spermy handshake.

When you jack-off as much as Ben, you will never NOT be giving a toyam handshake. Let that sink in. There are people like that in the world.

by BV69BV July 27, 2017

Teppanyaki handshake

When eating at a teppanyaki restaurant, one places his or her hand on the teppanyaki grill. The longer one holds their hand on the grill, the better the handshake.

Wow man! I can't believe you did a 10 second teppanyaki handshake! How's your hand feeling after that!?

by cprickler February 7, 2019

Valdosta handshake

A way to seal the deal or build trust by taking another man’s member in your mouth.

Don’t worry it’s official. Even did a Valdosta handshake on it.

by Dependable Don March 9, 2023

Fetus Handshake

The act of fisting a woman and being startled by a baby shaking your hand.

"Man, I was surprised to get a fetus handshake last night by a prostitute"

by zdawg3579 May 13, 2013

Bulgarian Handshake

The hidden jiujistsu technique in which one grabs their opponent upside-down by the ankles, forehead smashes their taint, cause them to shit themselves, then the attacker sticks their foot into the opponents mouth, followed by dropping said opponent on their head.

Black Belt: Come here, Ziu Kang! Watch closely while I deliver a crushing Bulgarian Handshake to your weak dad bod!!

by Cholochugs June 18, 2016