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The Thanos

Whisper "I am inevitable" in a girl's ear during sex right before you bust a nut. And then once she falls asleep, snap your fingers and dissappear.
Guy 1 :"I pulled The Thanos on Wendy last night."
Guy 2 :"Damn you really did her like that?"
Guy 1: "I am inevitable." *dissappears*
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Thanos

Thanos: *snap*
50% of every person on the planet: oh god oh fuck-
by luukieoost1 September 12, 2019
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Thanos

An angry, shriveled up, purple grape that wants to erase half the universes life because he wants to solve overpopulation.
Friend 1: Hey, have you seen Avengers Endgame?
Friend 2: Oh, yeah, the one with Thanos? The angry purple grape?
by Rineluo888 November 18, 2021
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Thanos

An amazing, handsome guy who is always the life of the party and always puts a smile on your face.
He can be the biggest flirt and player at times.
He loves to dance, sing and party.
he is very romantic and intelligent any girl who gets him is the luckiest girl on earth.
I just met up with Thanasi.
Everyone needs a Thanos in their life!
by Handsome smart November 20, 2021
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Thanos

A giant purple grape who will not give up his rather impressive rock collection at the pawn shop.
Thanos: fifty’s my best offer, sorry, that’s all I can do.
by ᴛʜᴀɴᴏs ᴄᴀʀϟ April 28, 2019
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Thanos

A big purple egg with some bling.
Thanos be lookin like an egg.
by sweatyboi123 October 23, 2018
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Thanos

Big Ass Chin and Cant stop "Saving The Universe " and wants to have a shiny Rock collection
Man Thanos can't stop Finding shiny rocks
by UncleJamesGame March 4, 2021
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