skank laundering

(n.) Similar to the act of "money laundering" whereas the process consists of hiding money and also making more money through a sometimes concealed entity. Conversely, "skank laundering" is the process of hiding the source of skanking by processing it through another entity such as "hanging with the bros" or "working" and then continuously banging new filthy skanks while avoiding suspicion from significant others or fagot social media.

Tony: "So I been skanking down the shore in Belmar all summer bro, fuck that facebook shit, girls catch on and alert other skanks.

Paisan:"straight up skank laundering T"

by Who am I? Who the hell are u? January 10, 2014

Skank Wench

The skank who integrates herself into your life, with nothing but gold digging intentions. Intentionally stupid and flakey proving to be nothing but a constant drain emotionally and monetarily in your life. She strives to fly under the radar as 'dumb' and 'naive' yet knows exactly what she is saying and doing. Though seemingly harmless her gravitational pull manages to isolate all the people around her target (aka the man she is scamming).

"Yo' your girlfriend is a skank wench"
"Fuck that bitch Katie is totally scamming that guy, he thinks she's all innocent but she is a complete and utter skank wench!"
"That chick totally is pretending to be naive but she is such a skank wench"

by Chubby G 'Virgin Slayer' June 20, 2009

Covered in Skank

When a woman stay up all night drinkin and sexxin and goes to work the next day without showering.

Friend: Hey Stefánia, why you look all nasty this morning?
Stefánia: Was up all night with LeSaul and woke up late. I'm covered in skank.

by Urbandictress November 25, 2015

twerking skank

Miley Cyrus

I used to like Miley Cyrus before she became a twerking skank.

by Punkazz Bitch March 13, 2014

Pop Skank

Any pop artist that possesses little to no talent and makes a ton of money from their sheeple fans. Often exploited to gain as much shekel from the goyims, pop skanks are very similar to cRap/sh*t hop artists that also possesses no talent whatsoever aside from creating catchy, buffoonish, "songs" that talks about misogyny and how much wealth they have attained through drug-dealing and killing people.

Girl 1: I had no idea lady gaga plays the piano.
Girl 2: Yeah, she actually has real musical talent compared to that pop skank Iggy Azalea

by Miriam Defensor Santiago December 29, 2014

Serial Skank

A woman who not only two times her man, but cheats on her lover as well. A manipulative lying creature who is typically attracted to musicians (see groupie), and will hit on any male that she can get to pay her way (see sugar baby). She'll break your heart and your bank account if given the chance. Pity the fool who falls for the vixen and her lies. If you're dating her now, just know that she's cheating on you too, as she's never been known to only keep one lover at time. Of course when confronted, she will play the victim and deny, deny, deny.

He should have known better than to hook up with a serial skank like her, who was sleeping with just about everyone behind his back, all the while pretending to be faithful.

by copyright 2011 July 26, 2010

job skank

1) A person who is involved in job skanking, usually due to extreme dissatisfaction with a series of mcjobs.

Every pimp- I mean boss- in every McJob treats me like their own personal gimp. That's why I'm such a total job skank.

by New Oxford Dictionary of Wainui English June 2, 2004