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Second Life

A place where noobs can become the coolest kids in another world. They are un-seen by other people and can be considered cool. Until they get on voice that is.
"Dude, I just got beat up again."
"Yeah, I got put into the dumpster. Lets go play second life!"
"Okay! We can be cool there."
by Unknown :0 February 24, 2009
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jira second

A Jira second is defined as roughly 10 seconds longer than what you usually would expect.
A: "I did press Save, but nothing happens."
B: "Just wait for a Jira second to"
by _Caretaker_ October 5, 2020
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second nut

peeing is the second nut because of how good it feels
by nutboy21 November 18, 2020
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Football Seconds

A measure of time which is described as one second but is usually much longer than one second.

The name, "football seconds" comes from the fact that usually football games last longer than the time on the clock.
Kandi: When does the football game end?
DeAndre: In 30 seconds. It's the 4th quarter.
Kandi (under her breath): More like 30 football seconds.
by @username November 25, 2018
mugGet the Football Secondsmug.

Second Hiney

When your ass is so saggy that it pushes up against your thighs and creates a second smaller ass between your first ass and thighs.
"I'm self conscious in a bikini because it shows off my second hiney"
by BatShitCrazy87 August 15, 2015
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Second responder

Anyone that responds to an emergency that is not immediately on the scene when it happens. Ex: police, firefighters, paramedics.
The true first responders are those who are at the scene when the emergency starts and the second responders arrive during or after the situation has already been resolved.
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Second ass

"Shes got a nice second ass on her head"
by mikkelHelmström February 10, 2017
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