Painful Mary

When you shoot your girlfriends tits off with a shotgun.

My girlfriend was gonna get breast reduction surgery so I gave her a Painful Mary.

by The Bundy May 20, 2008

House of Pain

"The House of PAIN!" a famous quote on the soundboard of Jim Cramer's "MAD MONEY" TV show on MSNBC; A house that causes pain, such as a poltergeist.

"The House of PAIN!" screamed Jim's soundboard. Which is usually pushed when a Stock goes to an all time low.

by Bobbius August 10, 2006

E-Pain

E-Pain: The feeling of being hurt when someone ignores your text or bbm but continues to tweet.

John: What's wrong?
Issie: My friend ignores my texts but I see him tweeting
John: I feel your E-pain

by JasonMraz August 1, 2012

take the pain

when you're eating something, but it's hot/very spicy, and potentially harmful to the person eating it, but it's so good that you eat it anyway, and vanquish said food.

"I grabbed it, and it was hot, but I eat it, and I take the pain!

by dmq888 July 7, 2010

Genetic pain

/n/: An unusual and rare malady that can strike spare heirs of British Royalty causing them to toss their toys out of the pram and play victim whilst completely being ungrateful for an extremely privileged upbringing.

Usage: Prince Harry claims genetic pain as his reason for breaking away from The Royal Family.

by SorileaJarra May 13, 2021

pain in the chuff

Pain in the vagina

It's right pain in the chuff!

by Chuffing hell April 21, 2017

Nipple pain

Pain in and around the nipple and areola, may be caused by punching the nipples, purple nurples, or playing with nipples. Very common.

Andy received a purple purple and he had nipple pain shortly after.

by Emkuda July 16, 2019