Verb. The act ejaculating on an erect penis. Can be a solo endeavor, but usually follows vaginal and/or anal missionary sex. See also; Greasing the Pole, and Buttered Sausage.
I accidentally walked in on Gerald “painting the shaft” after he pulled out of Mikey’s asshole and nutted all over his boner.
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Get the Painted trim in the new bedroom mug.Something that you could could afford to do, but won't do because you think it's a waste of money. Going above and beyond what's necessary for a normal person, and paying a premium price for it.
John - "Did you hear that Will put in a koi pond and had the fish painted color coordinated to his decor?"
Bob - "That's the most literal example of "paying to paint the fish" I've ever heard."
Bob - "That's the most literal example of "paying to paint the fish" I've ever heard."
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Whatever his problem is, we ICA/XS students will never know.
Our guess? He/she is bitter because a ICAns or Xaverians turned him/her down, possibly more than once, in his/her life.
Whatever his problem is, we ICA/XS students will never know.
Our guess? He/she is bitter because a ICAns or Xaverians turned him/her down, possibly more than once, in his/her life.
ThePainfulTruth as a GUY -
ThePainfulTruth: Hey, Sarah (ICAn). I love you, and if you said you love me back, it'd mean the world.
Sarah: No thanks. :D
TPT: FUCK ICANS. I HATE THEIR GUTS.
OOOOH, burn. *Jaw drops*
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ThePainfulTruth as a GIRL -
ThePainfulTruth: Josh, honestly, do you like me?
Josh: Sorry. Taken na.
TPT: DAMN. *Cries eyes out*
GOODGAWD, REJECTION. *Gasp*
ThePainfulTruth: Hey, Sarah (ICAn). I love you, and if you said you love me back, it'd mean the world.
Sarah: No thanks. :D
TPT: FUCK ICANS. I HATE THEIR GUTS.
OOOOH, burn. *Jaw drops*
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ThePainfulTruth as a GIRL -
ThePainfulTruth: Josh, honestly, do you like me?
Josh: Sorry. Taken na.
TPT: DAMN. *Cries eyes out*
GOODGAWD, REJECTION. *Gasp*
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