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Cock Terrorist

A woman who attempts to destroy a man's current relationship by embarassing him or insinuating he is cheating while in the presence of the girlfriend.
Just as a terrorist uses bombs to kill the cock terrorist uses lyes to kill the mans sex life.
While at a club, Joe and his girlfriend were approached by Joe's ex. The ex procedes to insinuate that Joe was still seeing her therefore laying waste to Joe's hopes of getting laid that weekend.
That bitch was such a cock terrorist.
by El Vez August 20, 2006
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terrorist

Someone who embarrasses or exposes the government. See Julian Assange
Oh hey Tom did you ever leak those secret documents.

Yeah, but now Joe Biden is calling me a terrorist!
by isJohnny December 20, 2010
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Terrorist Fucker

One who gives terrorists sexual favors such as handys, blowjobs, and fucking. Anyone kinda sketchy, and gingers.
person 1- "what is everyone doing later?"
person 2- "the terrorist fucker is with a new guy she just met"
person 1- "is he one of the usuals, a terrorist?"
by bloodyfoot June 10, 2011
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mind terrorist

A female who has unsurpassed control over the minds of her male friends. The Mind Terrorist will play annoying pranks and weave a web of lies and deceptions which often result in the male friend becoming embarassed/angry. The Mind Terrorist is also extremly hot, which prevents the male friend from breaking off relations with this annoying girl. The terrorist is capable of playing jokes on her more guillible male friends, such as making him think shes pregant/making him think shes HIV positive/making him think shes moving to Norway. All of these end with the terrorist exposing the males stupidity and embarassing him. This cycle cannot be stopped unless the male exerts extreme self control and breaks off relations with the terrorist, or if the terrorist becomes bored and seeks out a new victom, which is rare.
male friend- "dude, jamie slammed my locker shut, whacked me in the back of the head, stole my homework and made me think she had herpies all before lunch, and i didnt even get mad! wahts wrong with me???"
other friend- " nothings wrong with u dude, shes just a mind terrorist."
by Blade aka DJ pattiecake December 9, 2008
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Fem-Terrorism

A man-hating, man-blaming Misandry Terrorist Cell, that began in the early 1960's with an open Feminist Agenda to destroy all men, and make their lives a living hell.
"Romantic Relationships between men and women have been ruined by the rise of Fem-Terrorism."
by Nannette LaRee Hernandez July 3, 2017
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Taint Terrorist

Gay Man. A man who has butt sex with another man would be considered terrorizing their taint / taint region. Thus they are a Taint Terrorist
Did you see that guy with the My Little Pony T-shirt, he HAS to be a Taint Terrorist.
by Escote May 28, 2009
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Tourist Terrorism

Tourist Terrorism has many different definitions.However,these can be put into 3 categories.

Tourist Harassment - This can be described as harassing tourists for any given reason,such as their poor driving skills,poor hygiene,lack of respect for our environment,etc.

Tourist Theft - Stealing from tourists.This includes armed robbery,b&e,stealing coolers full of beer,etc.

Tourist Anger - A genuine hate for tourists for invading your town.This also may be directed at a certain group of tourists,ethnicity,religion,etc.These acts are usually extremely violent,or in other cases may simple teach a tourist a valuable lesson about respect,morality,ethics,etc.
Tourist Terrorism,and its categories.

Tourist Harassment

Local #1:Hey bo,you seem them there tourists drivin all err-a-tick-lee?

Local #2:I sure do!Lets go teach them boys have to drive into that ditch over yonder!

Tourist Theft

Local #1:Hey man,i've been seeing tons of tourists setting up camp at the campground over here.We can probably make off with a couple coolers and bikes,if we play it safe.

Local #2:Remember,tourists think its safe here.All we gotta do is act nonchalant and we'll be golden,baby.

Tourist Anger

Local #1:You seem all them Japanese tourists over there?The ones in the funny hats,throwing trash on the beach?

Local #2:Yeah,what you thinking?

Local #1:I'm thinking we go over there and force them to clean up their god damned mess,and then take those silly little hats they're wearing and shove them so far up their ass it comes out their mouth.Then we can slap them back to Asia.
by 14YearOldFelon February 25, 2011
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