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The Man-Point System

The Man-Point System is a sacred process of masculine prowess. When one does a noble deed or something manly, one receives a man point. When one accumulates 18 man points, one is oficially a man, and the maximum amount of man-points is 36, which is when you reach the manliness of a lumberjack. There are certain exceptions to the system in which certain individuals receive more than 36 man points. These are the manliest of men, in fact they are MAN GODS. You can also get negative man points for doing stupid dumb shit or being a bitch or being a creepy punk.
"Jay has negative forty man points. He is a creepy bitch."

"Man, you gotta love The Man-Point System."
by Joe Mingus December 4, 2006
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U.S. judicial system

The single biggest travesty the world has ever seen. Most of the flaws lie in the police stations, full of corrupt officers that became cops because they got beat up in school or they wanted to feel special. They ultimately do more harm than good making plenty of stupid and unnecessary arrests that are based on "facts" that are mostly made up. Often have some bias involved. Then it all gets passed through the courts which aren't much better. Most judges see how bullshit the entire case is and want to dismiss it, but they have to cover the dumbfuck cop's ass so they proceed as thought the case were valid. In the end, a mostly innocent person gets a punishment they didn't deserve and the cop keeps collecting a paycheck they don't deserve. It has ruined countless lives because of bullshit charges.
An example of the U.S. Judicial System in action, The following is a true story.
One day at a Jefferson county middle school a fairly large boy tried to joke around with another one by acting as though he were to sit on him. The puny little boy had some serious anger issues and started kicking the larger boy in the stomach as hard as he could. When he finally stopped the larger boy sat down next to the smaller boy. a few minutes later, for no reason the small boy started kicking him again. This happened several times until class let out. when the larger boy stood up he was in a lot of pain and kicked the smaller boy once. Then the small boy shoved him and it wsas the final straw the large boy shoved him once and he flew across the room. The school called the police and after a few interviews with the amazingly bad cop manipulating everything said guess who was charged with what? It was the larger boy, who took a considerable beating and only struck the other boy twice. He was charged with THIRD DEGREE ASSAULT FOR SHOVING SOMEONE ONE IN SELF-DEFENSE. I think this proves how bad the judicial system is.
by superninjapenguin December 14, 2008
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system of a down

The most awesome band of all time. from songs taht have possibly no meaning (i.e.:bounce, she's like heroine, kill rock 'n' roll, vicinity of obscenity, if there's meaning to those i missed it and i will ask to be killed my ninjas later) to ones that are entirly true and "moving" (i.e.:BYOB, soldier side, u-fig, chop suey, etc.). if you don't like them, go tell a ninja a ghost story, seriously, i dare you.
Dude: System of a down is fuckin awesome
Fag: dude, they suck
Dude: go walrus yourself
by HumBleNinJa April 13, 2006
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The System

The organization of retribution to offenders of The System Policy, and/or other manufactured mass media. The retribution is directed at the offender, and is perpritrated as such. May the aforementioned policy also represent the unknown citizens of the Oceania Republic. The intrepeters of law and justice. Please refer to document The System, and document The System2 for further discretion.
Punish me to the severest penalties of The System, and/or its affiliates in the Government and/or related organizations and such procreated materials.
by Comptroller 072010 March 27, 2003
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system of a down

SOAD RULE!! who every tinks otherwise should be sent to hell and stay there for eternity because of their crimes against nature because system of a down rule.
" I hate System of a down they suc........ aaaaaaaaaa the pain!"
by Shadowblade October 2, 2005
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System of a Down hater

A pathetic ignorant person who cannot see excellent music when it is held right in front of them. Should You come across one of these unenlightened fools, and they begin to hate on SOAD, do not let your anger or disappointment take over, just turn and walk away.
True Music Fan: Hey do you listen to System Of A Down?

System of a Down hater: Nah I hate that crappy shit, they suck because I can't understand their dumb screaming

True Music Fan: No, YOU suck. *keeps walking*
by Scorpion1001 May 30, 2006
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system of a down

A good modern alt-metal band from armenia. songs are generally very catchy but with cryptic lyrics from a derranged mind.
System of a Down's next album is due late 2004-early 2005.
by heya August 25, 2004
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