Susan Mary

A woman who is Caucasian,blonde typically has blue eyes (or green/black) who also usually wears Pink or Blue clothing who is typically very loved and very beautiful (they may even be a damsel in distress) and some have pink or red lips and are just considered perfect and overrated and may be a main character in a series or such and may be more appreciated then characters with some type of similarity to them (Also most likely Straight).

(Ex:Princess Peach,Rosalina,Cinderella,Miu iruma,Princess Aurora,Sonia Nevermind,Princess Zelda)
“I really love Cinderella!”

Eh,she’s alright,but she’s kinda a Susan Mary”

“Oh yeah...”
by MisakiiChan April 01, 2021
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Up late Susan

Someone who stays up late; A night-owl
My girlfriend never comes to bed before midnight. She's such an up late Susan.
by Son of Susan March 17, 2024
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Susanning

Typical UHaul lesbian with a passion for not-fashion and highland cows. She strongly identifies with the L word and finds great pleasure in the idea of owning a strap that can not only provide the function of artificial insemination, that will not only provide her with an Ethiopian son named Mike, but "keep this pussy tight forever." She (currently) dreams of becoming a botanist and starting her own cum-unity garden in order to feed the underprivileged and wean them off of beef diets like baby highland cows off the teat.
You're totally Susanning right now, just chill out in your Mandalay Bay presidential suite.
by skskskskboy September 03, 2019
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slimy susan

A girl with many names. Originally Knally, Slimy Susan was renamed in Grand Rapids, MI. She is also known as Successful Susan, Sweetheart Susan, and Sendy Susan.
Person: “Did you see that girl with Smokey Steve?”

Other person: “yeah that’s Slimy Susan.”
by Coolasthat January 03, 2019
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accidental susan

Unintentionally saying something that is straight out filthy at work. It is usually the same perpetrator over and over. While it can be followed by someone saying, "That's what she said" it is usually so wildly inappropriate, you swear the person said it on purpose and stare in astonishment, but the person really is just that innocent or ignorant.
Loudly proclaiming "The ostrich's penis was ridiculously big! Like almost dragging on the ground big" (just truly astonished at the size of something) as you walk into a meeting at work. Or starting a conversation with the boss by asking, "Can I sit on one of your balls?" (Referring to a yoga ball). Both of those are usually followed by an almost disgusted look by all who are present and someone saying, "There she goes with another Accidental Susan."
by SueSuzy September 15, 2021
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Roughie Susan

Used sometimes by extremely fucked up people, a roughie susan is a variaton of fapping except with the use of salt, which can result in burning of the skin.
Man, that felt worse thana roughie susan.
by Wooden Masthole March 04, 2016
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rusty susan

a band that was started before it meant a dirty condom swallowed by it's recipiant
rusty susan is much less vulgar than a used condom being swallowed
by rustysusan October 09, 2009
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