by Son of Susan March 16, 2024

Slapping your ass against your partners face, therefore causing poop to fly out of the anus. The lazy Susan can be done purposely as a kink or by complete accident
"I was fucking the wife last night and she had the stomach flu. She sat or shat on my face"
"Dude she totally Lazy Susaned you"
"Dude she totally Lazy Susaned you"
by Devilpup2 February 9, 2019

A girl with many names. Originally Knally, Slimy Susan was renamed in Grand Rapids, MI. She is also known as Successful Susan, Sweetheart Susan, and Sendy Susan.
by Coolasthat January 2, 2019

A tall rather ugly lady with eyeballs that are about to explode
Doesn’t really mix well with others but will think there bet than anyone
Not many people engaged and us sally are teachers or procrastinators
Doesn’t really mix well with others but will think there bet than anyone
Not many people engaged and us sally are teachers or procrastinators
by Wildfires December 21, 2017

Typical UHaul lesbian with a passion for not-fashion and highland cows. She strongly identifies with the L word and finds great pleasure in the idea of owning a strap that can not only provide the function of artificial insemination, that will not only provide her with an Ethiopian son named Mike, but "keep this pussy tight forever." She (currently) dreams of becoming a botanist and starting her own cum-unity garden in order to feed the underprivileged and wean them off of beef diets like baby highland cows off the teat.
by skskskskboy September 3, 2019

by Mr H Jones May 11, 2022

Hey bud lets go punch a few Susans
I could totally smash a Susan or two
Yeah the other day I caught them punching Susans behind the shop
I could totally smash a Susan or two
Yeah the other day I caught them punching Susans behind the shop
by Dannysadventures June 27, 2016
