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Student Spotlight

When a lame not at all funny student is picked out by Jacob Davis and is interviewed to appease the other lame students at Los Osos High
Wow did you see Student Spotlight?
Yeah, I heard the little freshman they interviewed was Jacob Davis biggest fan.
It wasn't very funny
by <3Lex April 30, 2008
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Animal student

Want to fuck animals instead of getting life skills
1) Who is that kissing a toucan
2) dont worry about it its an "animal student"
by Hfnskdknf February 9, 2022
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Find the smartest students

Genius slave-trade... That's his plan. And half the country doesn't believe in "Genius" so... It's just Genius slave-trade.
Hym "Ok, so Jordan Peterson's plan to find the smartest students... Is just slavery. Like, you find people from all round the world... And then sell them to a business owner... For a nominal fee (in the form of his bullshit course)... That's slavery. HE DIDN'T EVEN ADD AN EXTRA STEP! I JUST SLAVERY JORDAN! It's just selling geniuses to business owners! Except instead of black people it's geniuses! Genius slave-trade! You see how he doesn't actually give a shit about the supernatural parts right? That has always been the plan for him. That is ALWAYS what he has been defending. The slavery and the incest."
by Hym Iam March 13, 2025
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German SBE Student

by Noooooonna December 16, 2018
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SIP student

A SIP student is generally quite stupid, acts more like a kindergartner than a student even though they are in the higher classes. Hates working and are generally allowed to slack by their teachers.
He never pays attention, he's such a SIP student

I can't believe the teacher let their class become full of SIP students
by under190cmisshort March 14, 2024
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student eyes

When you get so interested in a subject/field to the point where you eventually start looking at every aspect of life through that perspective.
Friend: ''Hey, what ya looking at?''

Architecture Student: ''Oh, nothing, just appreciating the intricate design of the doors of the building''

Sociology Student: ''Yeah, I wonder how many social exchanges have occurred around those doors''

Philosophy Student: ''But how and when do we consider something a door?''

Friend: *Sigh* ''Student eyes?''

Students: ''Yeah...''
by Bobby Greenery April 1, 2024
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Student Siren

A security alram which is going-off in a student house, because the occupents have gone away for the weekend/vacation/summer and forgot to supply enough credit for electricity. When the credit runs out the alarm sounds intensly for days until the reserve battery power fails.

These students are a sub-set of alarmer
What's the blasted tone that's been going on for days?

Man, that's the student siren. Those kids have gone away without topping up the leccy.
by Garry Ladd July 28, 2005
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