When the hallways are clogged like a fat man's arteries and nobody will get the fuck out of your way, so you hold a binder or backpack out in front of you and plow through everyone. Sometimes you don't need a binder or backpack, just your own pissed off self.
Friend: How did you get to class so early? Those dipshits are always standing around in the halls like herds of sheep.
Me: I just did a little student bowling.
Friend: Awesome.
Me: I just did a little student bowling.
Friend: Awesome.
by Blitzqueen August 20, 2014
Get the student bowlingmug. by Kappafrmdatre July 1, 2023
Get the A+ studentmug. A middle-aged college teacher (particularly male) who hits on students. He's not creepy, yet, but its getting there.
He stands a chance, which annoys the other students.
He stands a chance, which annoys the other students.
I think my prof is hitting on the sexy chick in the third row.
He's too old for her. Besides, I was hoping to tap that.
I know, the guy is a total student masher.
He's too old for her. Besides, I was hoping to tap that.
I know, the guy is a total student masher.
by Tennessee Bill March 3, 2014
Get the Student Mashermug. A student section is a place where students go to party while watching sports on Friday nights. They cheer and taunt the other team (especially a rival team). Seniors usually run the student section, but there have been cases of students as young as 14 (freshmen) running it.
Moorpark's student section is called the Madhouse, Newbury Park's the Panther Pit, and Simi's the Maroon Mob. Basically what they do is cheer and taunt teams.
by Indopride April 7, 2020
Get the Student Sectionmug. that student (con nhà người ta in Vietnamese)
an imaginary(or real) student that your parents always compare you to when you do bad(or well) at school. For example when you score 10 in your test and you tell your Asian mama, she would say that "that student" even scores higher, or they are able to earn scholarships,...(but how???)
an imaginary(or real) student that your parents always compare you to when you do bad(or well) at school. For example when you score 10 in your test and you tell your Asian mama, she would say that "that student" even scores higher, or they are able to earn scholarships,...(but how???)
by anton0612 September 8, 2023
Get the that studentmug. 
by By theflipkidatyaschool July 6, 2021
Get the student revoltmug.