stroke the lobster

"Stroking the lobster" is defined as the act of masturbating to finish after sex without allowing ones partner to climax. The act earned this name because it is really, really shellfish.

"Why is Laura so upset?"
"I hear dom said he'd rather stroke the lobster"

by Hunterabs June 7, 2014

stroking the tribble

The act of masturbation by a female with a large amount of pubic hair.

I was watching porn the other day and found this video of a woman stroking the tribble.

by moreanonymousthanpublius March 16, 2015

Stroke and Hope

The act of stroking one's penis while watching a couple have sex in hopes of her inviting you to join in a threesome

My roommate was having sex with a girl downstairs. I walked down, gave it the old stroke and hope, total WIN!

by Nado Comedy November 23, 2012

Typo Stroke

Misspelling a number of words while typing and not realizing it immediately.

John: So I tuld yo abut whee I am ging tomrrow, okau?

Mad Max: What? Did you just have a typo stroke?

by Romrom June 14, 2012

stroke the lizard

Jamaican phrase for smoking a joint.

Hey man let's go stroke the lizard at the park

by Nosferatu! June 22, 2009

tandum stroke

In a circle jerk, when you use one of your own hands and the hand of the individual next to you.

Me and my bros had a great tandum stroke last night!

by Beartrap, Batman, butt bandit July 11, 2019

Stroke face

The face one wears while attempting speech, only to have it come out as a jumble of nonsense.

Ex. Jimmy attempted to ask his friend a question, but got stroke face in the process.

by Carlos smitty June 19, 2021