The status men

Characters from video game franchises that are considered memes AND have the following privileges:

- They shall be respected by the meme community and cannot be ridiculed ironically or unironically
- They have the absolute authority to categorize questionable or lewd media as cringe and thus getting "statused"

The status men need to follow the next criteria to be considered as such:

- They need absolutely kick-ass battle songs. Usually in the realms of metal
- Their battles the songs are used in have to be cinematic and spectacular to see
- The character has to be able to show off their badassery
- Any status update attempt that is successful (>300 000 ) can make the character qualified

There is no limitation on the gender or the kind of person the character is to be considered status men

Current people considered in the club: Vergil, Nero, Raiden, Senator Armstrong, Jetstream Sam, Sundowner, Mistral, Sonic The Hedgehog (circa Frontiers)

- Yo have you seen the newest Sonic meme?
- Hell yeah, Sonic is part of the status men now!

by juasjuasie December 4, 2022

hard copy status

The need to buy the physical form of content that is available in digital form.

I read the book Ready Player One on my Kindle and had to buy the dead tree version afterwards, it totally achieved hard copy status.

by devidos2600 December 6, 2012

check the statistics

Look at your money, then look at my money

I have more money than you check the statistics

by YaTmull January 25, 2018

Sex Offender Status Hot

When looking to get laid you meet a female who happens to be 17-years-old but due to her age one must decide whether she is hot enough to possibly become labeled a Sex Offender.

Wyatt - "I have this girl who wants my D but she is 17. What do I do?"

Gabe - "Is she Sex Offender Status Hot?"

Wyatt - "I mean, she is kind of pretty but not sex offender hot pretty."

by 7O01 FOS February 6, 2019

status sheep

A facebooker who mindlessly copies and pastes facebook statuses that instruct them to post specific types of photos, or declare the movie character that they are.

An easily entertained goon who thinks they are part of something special or meaningful when they follow someones copy and paste facebook status instructions.

Anyone who tries to get a "WAVE" going with their facebook status.

Oh man, look at all the status sheep.

by misterfacebook February 3, 2010

statistical unicorn

The term for an event, happening or situation that's commonly accepted to be true, but actually exists infrequently or not at all.

Politicians spend a lot of time arguing about how tax hikes will ruin small business owners, but the increases only apply to those making over $250,000/year and the median amount an owner of a small employing business draws from his/her firm in a year is about $72,500. In fact, 6 percent earn less than $12,500 and only 5 percent earn $250,000 or more.

Therefore, small business owners affected by this issue are statistical unicorns.

by pilla naty February 4, 2010

Status Thief

One who posts someone else's Facebook status as his own.

I was about to like Scott's Facebook status, but then I googled it and found it on NewLikes.com. He's nothing but a status thief.

by Harry W. June 21, 2011