underground sport

A sport heard by many, played by few.

Clay: "Hey Dude! I've seen that before...What they doing there?? 7-on-7 throwing that Frisbee around!" Dude Smith: "Oh Dude! That's Ultimate Frisbee...That's one of those Underground Sports! You gotta be a Bad Ass to play that!!"

by Ohsider December 23, 2015

Sports Rorts

When the government in power decides to buy votes in marginal electorates by using a tax payer money community initiative that should be going to needy areas (Eligible clubs) to enable sporting field upgrades, but diverts the money to affluent areas (Ineligible clubs) that are not really needing the upgrades urgently, in order to gain more votes at election time.

Did you see the TV news story about the Sports Rorts? This government is corrupt!

by JezzaBullfrog February 16, 2020

sporting exes

when a minor has big, black Xs on their hands in the morning, indicating that they went out clubbing the night before.
in particular, when someone shows up for work/class with the exes still on.

"she tried to tell the prof that she didn't have her paper because her laptop got fried, but he knew she was lying when he saw that she was sporting exes."

by tdm duh December 6, 2006

Sports Therapist

A largely unregulated home-based profession popular with a) failed medical professionals, typically struck-off for sexual misconduct or b) retired men in their 40s with latent homosexual tendencies.

I'm in need of some man-love, perhaps I could become a Sports Therapist.

by growler666 March 21, 2011

sport porkin

chasin skirt for fun

sport porkin this weeks been good,
nailed a even baker's dozen

by peasandcorn June 11, 2006

Sport fucking

Sport fucking is the art of having sex with the opposite sex for sport or to keep score over your other degenerate friends. A competition can consist of at least two players, with of the same sex. The object of the game is to have sex with as many people as possible in a set time table. A point is awarded for each consensual partner. The player with the most points wins.

My friends and I have an annual sport fucking contest when we go on a cruise.

by Master of all sex games January 23, 2018

is netball a sport

ABSOLUTELY NOT. Netball is a wimpy sport, and should never be recognized as one. Anyone who thinks otherwise is stupid.

is netball a sport is dumb

by Helpful Librarian August 17, 2017