King Spootram appeared as the first object in existence when god created the universe. It is widely believed (and accepted) that he is the creator of all the trams in the world when he decided to clone himself one april fools so he could trick his girlfriend at the time, Australian foreign minister Alexander Downer. According to legend King Spootram traveled out to space and built a cloning machine out of shavings from gods' beard, but when he tried to clone himself the machine exploded and created a massive fireball that was so powerful it would burn for eighty four million years, or the distance in millimetres from the centre of Mick Jaggers lips to the outermost point of them. When the sun was created it also became a spawning point for all the trams in existence. King Spootram was severely mutated in the accident and now has the appearance of a locomotive. It is believed that before his accident King Spootram was a magnificent red tram wearing a scarlet blouse with blue tassels and had 'Spoo' written on a sign on the side of him in Jokerman. Noone has ever seen spootram in his original form but a mexican apparently had a moustache which was an exact replica of him and believed by many to be a reincarnation of him, unfortuneately it was involved in a tragic shaving accident in March 2003.5132.
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Have you seen Jim? No, but I saw on facebook he checked into several questionable establishments in the past 5 minutes.
He must be face spoofing.
He must be face spoofing.
by amfr May 11, 2011
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by Doof Pixie November 16, 2011
Get the Doof Spoofin mug.Scooter spoofing is a term coined by Charles Gorenflo Sr. in the 1940's to answer his children's questions about his and his wife's plans. When going ballroom dancing they say, going scooter spoofing. This required no explanation because the rules are as follows:
No children are allowed to go
No children are allowed to engage in scooter spoofing activities Children cannot question anybody that is going or has recently returned from scooter spoofing
Children are not allowed to speculate as to what scooter spoofing actually is
Children will find out what scooter spoofing is when they are old enough to participate
Charles Gorenflo Jr.'s wife, Dolores Malone Gorenflo, expanded the rules :
Children will be allowed to go scooter spoofing at the age of 13, accompanied by a known scooter spoofed
Age 13 and older scooter spoofers are not allowed to respond to any questions with any answers that do not follow the original rules Any answer scooter spoofing participants gives that do not follow the original rules will be denied and the person given a life long scooter spoofing ban
The descendants and close family friends of the Gorenflo's have kept this tradition alive and the term is known to have spread throughout the southern United States. It is now often used as a loose term to mean "going out and engaging in adult activities" but it's main purpose continues to be discouraging children from inquiring as to their parents evening plans.
No children are allowed to go
No children are allowed to engage in scooter spoofing activities Children cannot question anybody that is going or has recently returned from scooter spoofing
Children are not allowed to speculate as to what scooter spoofing actually is
Children will find out what scooter spoofing is when they are old enough to participate
Charles Gorenflo Jr.'s wife, Dolores Malone Gorenflo, expanded the rules :
Children will be allowed to go scooter spoofing at the age of 13, accompanied by a known scooter spoofed
Age 13 and older scooter spoofers are not allowed to respond to any questions with any answers that do not follow the original rules Any answer scooter spoofing participants gives that do not follow the original rules will be denied and the person given a life long scooter spoofing ban
The descendants and close family friends of the Gorenflo's have kept this tradition alive and the term is known to have spread throughout the southern United States. It is now often used as a loose term to mean "going out and engaging in adult activities" but it's main purpose continues to be discouraging children from inquiring as to their parents evening plans.
Where are ya going Daddy?
Me and your mom are going scooter spoofing
What's that?
Your too young to know, you'll find out when you are older
Me and your mom are going scooter spoofing
What's that?
Your too young to know, you'll find out when you are older
by TrayC scoot spoofer January 12, 2020
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Get the El spoofico mug.The term "scootilius spootifilious stoopidificaitious slupificatilidious" is the scientific term given to those who are diagnosed with severe late stage slay.
Symptoms include being gay, being feral, slaying in general and contagious yassification. The condition often spreads around local communities such as the marginalised group called "Omelette du Fromage" from which studies show that the condition had infected all inhabitants within only a month. In the worst cases, the condition can settle in its host within a minute. There are no cures nor ways to confine the condition. Scientists say run while you still can.
Symptoms include being gay, being feral, slaying in general and contagious yassification. The condition often spreads around local communities such as the marginalised group called "Omelette du Fromage" from which studies show that the condition had infected all inhabitants within only a month. In the worst cases, the condition can settle in its host within a minute. There are no cures nor ways to confine the condition. Scientists say run while you still can.
"I'm sorry, sir, but you've been diagnosed with the rare case of 4th stage scootilius spootifilious stoopidificaitious slupificatilidious. I'm afraid we will have to execute you and bury each body part in a different country. Your will is overruled."
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A personal term that I created myself that describes someone who wants to enter a place on the internet, but is blocked/prevented by rules/policies/community guidelines that only allow people aged 18 years old and over. So the person was forced to fake his age in order to enter the place
A personal term that I created myself that describes someone who wants to enter a place on the internet, but is blocked/prevented by rules/policies/community guidelines that only allow people aged 18 years old and over. So the person was forced to fake his age in order to enter the place
Discord Admin 1: "Well, I hope none of the members commit "Age-spoofing" here
Discord Admin 2: "Hehe, yeah....."
Discord Admin 2: "Hehe, yeah....."
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