Soldier

A gun with a person attached to the end of it. A tool mass produced by governments for the purpose of national defense or international offense. Murderers with a cause.

The brave soldier shot a man through in eye and bragged about it later.

by Zebbra February 20, 2015

Lonely Soldier

The sexual position in which a man sits on a toilet, computer chair, bed, throne, or elsewhere and jerks off. Performing his duties alone, he is a lonely soldier.

Bob: What's your favorite sexual position?
Jim: Well, I'm a virgin. All I've tried is the Lonely Soldier.
Bob: Bummer dude.

by mythicalmonk November 1, 2009

Continental Soldier

When a man tit-fucks a woman, normally at or above the age of 75, from behind by swinging her breasts over her shoulders on to her back.

You see that saggy old one at the bar? I'm about to give that bitch a continental soldier.

by WeKeepitFresh August 2, 2008

smoldering starfish

When you pull your cock out of a random whores ass after a good round of butt sex, you throw a lit cigarette in the gaper.

As her ass smokes and she screams you have a smoldering starfish

by Moofy and erin January 11, 2008

Soldier Porn

pictures, videos, or writings of weapons, equipment, and/or vehicles that stimulate that feeling of being high speed or bad ass.

"hey look at this soldier porn I found about the new camo coming out!"

"my favorite soldier porn is $hit getting shot up by the .50 cal."

by reloadNshootum June 9, 2012

soldier

Any person of a nation's military. This term is nowadays used to refer to one of ANY branch of the military, even the Air Force and Navy.

"US soldiers are the shit. Do not talk shit about them, you cold-hearted fuck."
-me

by Dave November 7, 2004

SOLDIER UP

To be on point and posted up on guard for anything's

When we get there "soldier up"

"Soldier up "there coming around the corner

by Slickones June 5, 2018