splooie contest

A game, played by butt eating faggots, where a group of poofters all flong their dongs at the same time. First one finished is the winner.

Talbert, Winthrop, Swinburne, and Bruce had a splooie contest in the park, right next to the duck pond. Winthrop won.

by Cap'n Bullmoose November 23, 2007

You Splooge, You Lose

The phrase used to describe an inopportune moment for ejaculation.

Bill: Hey, I'm going to have unprotected sex tonight.
Frank: Well, you splooge, you lose!

Sam: Damn it! I've got a boner in khakis for that hot bitch who's presenting in class today!
Ryan: Keep it cool, man. You splooge, you lose. And get weird looks for the rest of your life.

Barack Obama: Dang, the Chinese foreign minister is one sexy woman! How am I going to stand at the podium while she's 3 feet away from me?
Hillary Clinton: With all due respect, Mr. President, you splooge, you lose. And maybe also cause nuclear warfare.

by MarceltheGreat March 20, 2011

splooge

The gelatinous substance found in drain pipes under the kitchen sink

The sink was stopped up- when I took the pipes apart they were lined with thick gobs of splooge...
Source: Daniel the Wise, Melbourne Beach Florida

by Daniel The Wise September 25, 2006

sploosh

A very pretty scene boy with long, flowing hair covering half his face.

I went to the hardcore show last weekend and saw a really hot sploosh!

by korntale October 25, 2006

Lirpa Sloof

Whereas the defecation is unartistically left in a lump as in a Cleveland Steamer. With the Lirpa Sloof variation, the deposit is made unto a ring shape. The Lirpa Sloof variation shows the recipient that you have class and muscle control.

Sarah, calling out to her roomate says "Hey, come see this Lirpa Sloof on my chest, that random guy I slept with last night really was classy!"

"Yeah, and the it's a perfect circle too, he sure has great muscle control!"

"Yeah", Sarah sighs, "I think I'm in love."

by Spanks Johnson April 3, 2008

Splooge

the white sticky substance emitted from a penis while masturbating on a womans face

Oh my god, look at that sticky splooge I emitted on that sluts face!

by Matt October 6, 2002

splooge

when a guy gets horny he SPLOOGES!!!

matt got horny and splooged on himself!

by your mom April 18, 2005